Akatsuki Modern Day Madness

Puppy love

IM A BAD PERSON!!!! I keep forgetting to type and have been busy with shows for drama so please don't kill me *hides under table and peeks out* but I promise I'll make sure everyone updates lots more uchiha's honor

Sam's pov

I sighed dropping my phone on my bed. Why do I feel so awkward in the house now I thought shifting myself around on the bed. Things had calmed down in the house to a point where we could somewhat say it was normal. Letting out a groan I shut my eyes. "You ok sam?' Manga asked poking her head in my room. Shaking my head I rolled to my side. She walked in and sat on my vanity chair. ' what's wrong sam you've seemed out of it lately. You only beat karen slightly yesterday.' She commented. I groaned.

"I don't even know anymore! I feel all warm and fuzzy and giddy. Like not even Karin could even anger me. Not to mention around the house I make sure to look extremely nice cause I'm worried how I look....do you know what's wrong?' I asked giving her a hopeful look. She coughed and looked down. "Sam you sound love sick..which makes sense cause everything is going so well with itachi.' She commented. I blinked. 'EHHHH' I screamed. Oh no no no god no why!! Shooting up I grabbed my purse shoes and phone and tore off out of my room leaving manga in the dust. Jumping over the railing and landing behind the morons I slid on my shoes.

"Hey dummies tell nii-san I'm going out and don't know when I'll be back ' I explained rushing out of the room grabbing my coat. Yanking the door open I came face to face with itachi. " oh...hi?' I stuttered. He smiled. "You going somewhere?' He asked. I nodded my head vigorously. "Hai I have to go talk to Tyler and shisui. Um I'll see you later k? I replied. He nodded grabbing my hand and kissed the back of it. Blushing I pulled my hand back and walked to my car. Can't get sidetracked even tho that was the most handsome and charming thing he has ever done. Shaking those thoughts away I climbed in my car and revved the engine peeling out and heading towards our cafe. I had put my phone on Bluetooth and dialed shisui number and waited. This is along the lines of what It was.

Shisui: HEY SAM! you still mad at me?

Sam: obviously not if I'm calling listen call Tyler and tell him to meet us at the cafe I don't care if either of you have plans this is important. Like doubts about OTP important.

Shisui: WHAT IM ON MY WAY THREW RAIN SLEET OR SNOW I'LL BE THERE THREW...

Sam: ok thanks shisui bye.

I hung up not in the mood for the theatrics. Sighing I sped up really needing to get what was on my chest off it.

At the diner!!

I tapped my foot stirring my milkshake with my straw. Shisui and Tyler still hadn't arrived. I was close to binge eating which really wasn't a good idea for me. Suddenly there was the clang of the shop door opening and my head snapped up to see Tyler and shisui rush in. "We came as fast as we can what's the sitch?!' Tyler asked out of breath rushing over I pointed to the other side of the booth and they sat down. We sat in silence for a second while I brought the courage to say what I needed to.

"As you both know I really like itachi' I started. Shisui beamed while Tyler faked gasped. 'What?! What about our love darling how could you!' I giggled. "Tyler what we have can never be replaced no matter what but let's be serious. If all things go smoothly I think maybe we'll go out that is if everything goes ok" I blush again. Shisui let out another giggle. "Of course you will itachi adores you. Not to mention so does Mikoto who wants you to come by soon so she can gush about how happy she is for you and itachi.' He exclaimed clapping his hands excitedly. Tyler and me both starred in astonishment.

You'd never think this man was straight." Right..but I'm scared what if I turn into a big pile of mush or worse....a fan girl.' I whispered the last part shivering. Both shisui and Tyler got serious. "We'd end you before we let that happen.'Tyler confirmed. Nodding. "But I can already tell I'm becoming soft. I only beat Karin slightly yesterday' I said shamfully. This caused due gasps.

"You you at least broke something right tell me you broke something?!' Tyler exclaimed scarred. I shook my head sadly. "No only brused.' I replied. We went silent again until shisui spoke. " well what we need is for you to get all the soft cuddly feelings out to a point when your Normal. May I suggest going and jumping itachi bones?' He commented. I kicked him hard under the table causing him to curse. But then an idea popped into my head.

"Hmm you know you've just given me a great idea.' I smirked. Shisui and Tyler looked at each other confused but didn't ask. They knew when I got an idea just go with it cause no matter what I'd go threw with that idea.

Later at the house where a meetings been called.

I stood in front of everyone as they looked at me confused. " I bet your all wondering why I called you here today.' I started. Hidan raised his hand. "Since when can this bitch call meetings?' He asked. I threw a heavy book at him hitting him directly in the face. "Since then bitch now as you've all noticed I've been going easy on everyone for the past few days.' I continued but was interrupted by pein. "Sam would you get to the point some of us have important stuff to do." There was a grumble of agreement.

I stomped my foot. "See this is what I mean before you bitches would be terrified of me. Now you guys have gotten to COCKY and think you can walk all over me. But I have a way to change that. According to manga shisui and Tyler I have to much soft cuddly feelings but I have a way to get rid of them' I started. Deidara raised his hand with a smirk and I already knew what he was going to say. " No you dirty perv not that.' He snickered and out his hand down. "i have a way to get rid of all the excess feelings and this is how' walking behind the couch I picked up the small shiba inu puppy and showed. It to them. "This is alice she's our new puppy" I squealed and muzzled her.

It went silent before pein screamed. "SAMANTHA ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!' he raged giving me the evil eye. Alice whimpered in my arm and I held her tighter. "Oy loud mouth your scaring the puppy." Konan squealed and walked over and I passed alice to her and cuddled her. "Sam how could you get a dog without my permission?' Pein continued. Shiro stood up to and stomped his foot. "Yea how come you get a puppy" he yelled. The rest of the guys sweat dropped at that.

I nodded at shiro. "I thought of that that's why' I walked behind the couch and picked up a golden retriever puppy. "I got two this is coco. I remember you said you wanted a golden retriever. See I'm really cinsiderate. ' i stated. Shiro blinked before running over and grabbing the dog and cuddling it. Pein only seemed to get madder. " so you not only bought one puppy without my permission you bought two .' He growled seeing red. I laughed. "I didn't only buy them I also bought" I started walking being the couch I grabbed the wooden baseball bat and jumped over the couch hitting him hard over the head and knocking him out. "A couple sports things. " the guys piled and I gave them a crazed smile. Oh yea I was back bitches.