Akatsuki Modern Day Madness

Valentine's Day

Hello readers! I send you my love on this lonely day. You know, I don't have a boyfriend (don't necessarily want one), so it's "lonely" for me by society's standards. Well, hope you enjoy this! Oh, this is mangareader90 by the way, and no I do not own Naruto. That belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

"Dear gosh, Samantha." I muttered, looking at the floor. It was stained red. Sam turned to me, he smile wide.

"What's wrong, Manga?"

"SAM! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU DID WAS WRONG?!" Lucy shouted. Matsuri nodded.

"She's right Sam, you nearly killed these people! Like I've said, there is only so far self defense can go," Matsuri told her. Lucy shook her head.

"No, no. That part was fine. I'm talking about when SAM SLAPPED ME." Lucy ended with venom in her voice, glaring at Sam who simply shrugged in return.

"You insulted me, I b*tch slapped you... sorry, I b*tch hit you."

"Manga... did you at least try to refrain her?" I turned around at the sound of Pein's voice. I nodded.

"Yeah. She's just way too stubborn to be stopped," I shrugged.

"Took you a while to get here," Sam mocked. Pein glared at her.

"I don't need your sass right now. Just get in the car. We need to get you all out of here before the police arrive," Pein told her. She rolled her eyes, but began walking to the door. She hated the police in this area.

"I'm in the mood for something chocolate," Lucy commented, stretching.

"Lucy and Matsuri, Shiro will be driving you. Samantha, I will be driving you so that I can yell at you. Manga, someone volunteered to drive you. I hope that is okay," Pein looked at me and I stared at him.

"Someone?" I asked.

"Manga, now is so not the time to ask questions," Sam grabbed my arm, dragging me outside with her and the other girls.

Someone?

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"You are evil, just so you know," I muttered, staring out the window. The person in the driver's side simply sighed.

"I don't want to hear it, little sister. I'm dropping you off, you're going to have fun, and then you're going to call me to tell me about it like normal teenage girls are supposed to," Tyler instructed.

"Eat a-"

"Finish that sentence and I will kill you," Tyler warned, pulling into the parking space. I saw another car with a figure leaning against it, his arms crossed. He noticed Tyler's car and waved. I lowered my head, only for Tyler to hit me.

"I hate you."

"I love you too. Happy Valentine's day, be safe and all that s**t," Tyler yawned. I got out of the car, slammed the door shut, and watched as Tyler drove away.

"Manga, we need to talk now," Sasori said. I sighed.

"Yeah, I know. I don't know or care how you talked my brother into doing this, but you're a jerk for doing so," I retorted. I felt a hand on my shoulder, and I turned my head to look at Sasori. He looked p*ssed off.

"Who's a jerk?" Sasori asked. I smiled up at him.

"You."

"I've been trying to talk to you for the past month, yet you've been avoiding me. If anything, you're the jerk."