Akatsuki Modern Day Madness

Little bitches gonna learn

hey sam here My turn to update so hope you enjoy.

I groan and shift uncomfortablely. My head felt mixed up and foggy. "Hey look she's waking up' I heard a voice speak signaling I wasn't alone. Opening my eyes I saw lucy and manga tied to a post in front of me. Looking to my side I saw matsuri. "Oh hey guys what's up?' I asked confused trying to move only to find I was also tied up.

"We got kidnapped. You got knocked out after you took down Allot of them. Which is quiet impressive. Though I expected better.' Lucy commented. My eyes narrowed at her. "Lucy when I untie myself let it be said I'm going to beat your ass.' I commented. She piled a bit while matsuri and manga sighed. "Can we focus on getting out of here?' Manga commented. I rolled my eyes and slid out my secret knife from my back and slowly began cutting the ropes.

As I began to work on the ropes. A familiar white haired guy walked in and I scowled. "Are you fucking kidding me kabuto?!' I yell in agitation stopping my cutting motion. He scowled in my direction. 'Such a pleasant greeting samantha.' He commented sarcastically. The girls looked at me with confusion. "You know him?' Matsuri asked. I shrugged. "Yea when I was into rebellion and doing everything Nagato didn't want me to do I joined an underground vandalism and crook club. Back then we had a minor fling.' I said aloofly. They blinked before screaming what.

Kabuto scowled. "A fling? Is that what you call dateing for three months?' He hissed. I snorted. " it was not three months.we went out for a month at most. Now be a good little idiot and untie us so we can go home.' I commented. He crossed his arms and gave us a smug look. "No I don't think I'll do that. In fact maybe I'll ransom your brother and send him some fun pics of us when we were younger.' He stated snidely.

My eye twitched in anger. "Kabuto let me say this.when I get untied after I smack lucy. I'm going to kick your ass and the moment you send a ransom you'll have to worry about the police force coming after you cause my somewhat boyfriend probably won't take well to me being kidnapped. But they won't get to arrest you cause I will fucking murder you from telling my brother about that. Not to mention for hurting my little brother. So all in all why not make it better on yourself and let me go.' I hissed giving a tight lipped grin. He rolled his eyes. "Please Uzumaki you've got nothing. Your all talk and don't scare anyone' He said walking out of the room.

The girls looked on and groaned at the look on my face. "Manga would I get away with murdering kabuto because he kidnapped us?' I asked cutting the ropes Allot faster. She shrugged her shoulders. "I'm not sure but I don't think you care do you.' She commented. I continued to cut at the ropes. Oh let it be said my temper I'd one not to be messed with.

Pein's pov

I took a sip of my coffee. We where all waiting calmly for sign of the girls. Well not all of us shiro and Hidan where stressed. "Would you two can down They'll be fine.' I stated. Shiro threw his hands up. "How do we know that they could be dieing right now and we wouldn't know. No ransom no nothing' shiro said shrilly. Itachi looked up from his book and gave shiro a silent glare that shut him up.

"They will be fine sam will probably clean up while the police look for them. Then she'll come home and backhand you for not having dinner done." Itachi explained going back to his book. Hidan slammed his fist on the counter. "So we have to sit here like bitches and hope we get a fucking call?!' He yelled. I shrugged. "I give it twenty minuets more tops.' Kisame commented dieing again in super mario maker. I then added. "Besides sam Is most likely death con five righr now.' Which if you knew my sister meant hell on earth.

Sam's pov

I heard the snap of my ropes and grinned. Manga was shaking her head and praying to god this would count as self defense. I shook off the remains ropes and untied matsuri. Then walked to lucy and punched her in the face. Turning towards the door I cracked my knuckles and began walking closer.

"Sam let it be said self defense can only be held to a certain exstent." Matsuri commented. Lucy laughed. "You guys are talking to a brick wall she's in full on anger mode and believe me I do not envy anyone out there' rolling my eyes I reached the door and looked over my shoulder. "I'm gonna throw a phone in here so you can call the guys while I'm taking out my pent up agression.' With that I kicked out the door startling the thugs.

Kabuto looked up and piled when he saw me. With a sickly sweet voice I commented. "Honey I'm home!'

Pein's pov

My phone vibrated and I picked it up and saw an unknown number. Answering it I put it on speaker. There wasn't anyone talking but in the background you could hear plenty of people screaming and a female homicidal laugh raining over it. "Hey leader-sama Um can you come get us. We're free and we don't have a way home.......you may need to bring the paramedics...Allot of them' Manga explained. There was a faint sound of gun shots then an explosion followed by another round of maniacal laughter. I groaned. "Manga how bad is she right now?' I asked. Kisame was laughing his ass off on the couch while hearing everything. Everyone else looked a bit terrified.

"Um on a scale from one to ten? Let's just say I think the cops are going to need to keep her away from the kidnappers then the other way around.' Manga explaimed. I sighed and got up. "Where on our way please try to rein her in' I commented. A man screamed help me god in the background and everyone clearly heard sam reply "there's no god here only satan!' Then laugh maniacally again. "....good luck with that.' Manga muttered and hung up. My sister is not a pearson that should be angered.