Akatsuki Modern Day Madness

Christmas time = blackmail

My turn ladies and gents and boy is this going to be a doozy. It's a time for incriminating photos everyone shall regret

Sam

I love Christmas time. Point blank. I love the lights the carols the ugly yet very comfy Christmas sweaters. But the best part of all is the Christmas parties. Not for the drinking or partying. See I like Christmas parties for the blackmail. The time where everyone let's there guard down to get drunk and do stupid shit not suspecting the Pearson who planned the party is actually doing this for the blackmail. morons go to my party every year and always forget that i take pictures. But now that it was over it made me very sad all i had left was the blackmail. "le sigh nothing to do but get revenge with blackmail. ' i stated boredly. "you know Sam there are better things to life then blackmailing. " a voice interrupted as i scrolled for certain ones. peeking over my shoulder i saw sasuke standing in my door way. "who let you in here?' i asked annoyed turning back to my screen.

he walked in and laid back on my bed putting his shoes on top of the covers. "Tobi. he stated playing on his phone. i growled spinning in my chair turning and glaring at him. " A. get your feet off my bed with your shoes on. B. Don't you have better things to do like flirt with Sakura?' i asked. he rolled his eyes and kicked off his shoes that fell off the bed messily. " no shes out with her parents having a family day so i thought id bother you." he stated. i rolled my eyes. " well im about to go get revenge on a few people i let lull into a fake calm. So unless you plan to help begone teme." i stated turning and going back to work. he grunted and i heard my bed springs squeak and heard him walk over. "who are you after?' he asked looking over my shoulder. i pulled up three peoples faces with a smirk. "Karin shiro and shisui. They have all wronged me and shall face the wrath of the mighty she devil. this will also heed warning to any of the fan girls who try to anger me in the future. " i commented as i saved the photos i wanted onto the flash drive. "oh is the famous she devil going to cause havoc today? if thats the case ill gladly come.' he commented stepping back. i giggled. oh the she devil was going to cause havoc alright. id remind the people why im feared.

two hours later

park near the house

everything was set and everyone was in there places. i grinned at my plan and chuckled at how easy it was to pull off. Sasuke stood at the projector in the back and was ready when i was. when i spotted my targets i walked out on stage and got this show going. i back flipped onto the stage and stopped onto the podium. the people that had gathered looked up in confusion at me then fear when they saw my crazed look. "ladies and gentlemen welcome to my demonstration this fine afternoon. a demonstration of why crossing me would be an idea that will doom you. teme first slide please.' i ordered. he turned on the projector and everyone gasped at the first slide appeared. shisui paled completely at the picture. the picture was of shisui in one of my bra's that i totally didn't supply with bright red lip stick i also didnt supply with his hair in pig tails. the photo was part of a video clip which i had wrote a small little note on the bottom. "as you can see this is photo one of my vast collection from both new years and the Christmas party. next up on our list is Karen.' i giggled as teme flipped to the next slide in which people gasped. Karen stared at the screen in horror. She couldn't believe i had managed to get this picture. it was a picture of Karen's hair covered in vomit as it slid down her face. "yea great picture right. got it just as choji puked chunks. Karen didn't get seen by many but i managed to get this beauty of a picture.' i paused taking in Karen's rage before turning to shiro with an evil grin.

he visibly paled already knowing he was my next victim. "finally people to show not a single Pearson is safe we go to my last victim of the day. my darling sweet little brother shiro. Sasuke finale slide please.' i sang. Sasuke flipped the slide and i saw him mosey towards our getaway vehicle. My eyes traveled towards shiro was horribly paled. the look he was giving me was one of murder. the picture was of shiro crying like a little girl while watching the notebook. normally this picture would be slightly funny but not blackmail worthy. No what was funny was he was surrounded by girls that were looking at him like he was a little baby. snickering i looked at the crowd who looked at me with slight fear. "well ladies and gentlemen thats all the time i have today but do check your emails because there not one person who i don't have dirt on. chow for now. ' i said blowing a kiss and cartwheel off stage. looking over my shoulder i saw shisui Karen and shiro walking in my direction. tapping my foot on the ground and then tore off. i heard the engine rev of sasuke's car and pushed myself to go faster.

skidding into a post i saw sasuke's car. i was almost there when i got tackled by shiro. we tumbled a couple feet until we stopped with him choking me. "nee-Chan im going to kill you. how could you do that?' he asked angrily. i shifted my weight and used both of my legs kicking him off me. rolling onto my stomach. i bolted the rest of the way to the car and jumped threw the open window leaving my legs hanging out. "drive drive drive' i yelled. flailing my legs as i struggled to get in the car right. He put the car in gear and spun out driving fast. finally i righted myself and put my head out the window. "revenge is a bitch aint it?' i called laughing as we drove off. sliding back into the car i did a small dance in the car.

sasuke sighed in his seat and i smacked him hard. 'that was fucking great. Did you see there faces. oh my god it was priceless.' i said laughing even more. sasuke chuckled a bit. "it was somewhat enjoyable. ' he commented. Leaning back in my seat my stomach growled. "you up for food?' i asked lazily. he shrugged. "i can eat' he replied. who knew revenge makes you hungry.