Akatsuki Modern Day Madness

why not to play Pokémon go at an amusement park

Sam's pov

I bounced around excitedly not knowing where I wanted to run first or what candy store I needed to hit up. "you got passes for both parks" I asked running in circles around pein-nii who looked agitated at my hyper state. "yes Sam for the thousandth time I got passes to both parks now would you calm down. People are starring at you.' he hissed in annoyance. I pouted and did a tiny spin putting me in front of Itachi who stopped my spinning. "tachi this is gonna be so much fun where gonna ride all the harry potter rides and THEN the Jurassic park rides and then the water rides. OOOO we can even go eat at the..' he cut me off showing me his phone. I blinked in confusion then saw what it was wiping out my own phone and running in the direction of the little leafs.

Pein pov

I turned to Itachi seeing the Pokémon go app on his phone screen. "you have the game because?' I asked. He pointed in the direction of where Sam was chatting animatedly with a bunch of other people with there phone out. "A. It's something  we can talk about. B. it's useful to distract her. C. To annoy her because I'm better then her at it.' he commented tapping the little creature on his phone and catching it with ease. I glared at him slightly. "Your not allowed to date my sister you understand that right?' I stated slightly annoyed. He casually shrugged and began walking in the direction of Sam who was chatting with some guy. "If you say so leader-sama' he replied casually. I watched in annoyance as he walked over to Sam and casually placed an arm around her sending a glare at the guy signaling him to go away. Konan walked over and placed a sympathetic hand on my shoulder. "you realize there going to do what they like no matter what you say right?' she commented. I nodded my head sadly. God damn my life. 

Sam's pov

I pouted as we walked into the park. Itachi had once again caught the higher cp Pokémon.  How the fuck this man does it ill never know but oh well I was to busy looking around the park with starry eyes to care. "its...its...Its beautiful.' I commented. Manga sighed and walked over patting my shoulder. "I'm glad your happy.' I hummed then turned to the akatuski. "alright team were gonna split up into groups. Manga, Sasuke, Itachi, Kisame, Your with me. The rest of you figure the rest of the shit out I'm out piece.' I said turning ready to bolt to the gringots ride when pein grabbed my arm. "Samantha finish splitting the damn group.' Pein hissed. I made a whining sound then turned back to the group. "fine. Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu and Madara your a group. Pein, Konan, Deidara, Sasori, And Tobi. There done now I got to go. ' I stated about to run again. When I heard dei complain. " I don't wanna be with Tobi.' dei complained. My head turned slowly and I gave him a deadly look.  "Deidara complain one more fucking time.' I hissed making him turn pail. Turning to Tobi I smiled. "you can come with me instead Tobi instead.' I said happily. my phone vibrated and I saw madarra had texted.

Why am I with hidan?-M

I don't trust him without an adult.-S

Fair enough.- M

I bolted towards the gringotts ride eager to ride. I waved my fast pass at the old security guard and ran down the aisle towards the ride. "Sam you hyper active nutjob wait up' Sasuke yelled catching up to me and yanking me back by the collar.  I chocked and struggled against his grip trying to run ahead. But sadly he held on and made us walk SLOWLY as hell towards the front. I decided to play Pokemon while i was being dragged to distract me from this tedious wait. I noticed as we got closer that there was a black shadow up ahead and i squealed. It meant that it was a Pokemon i hadn't gotten yet. I began flitting back and forth trying to find the damn thing while we waited. i heard the faint sound of someone playing and catching the Pokemon and i spun around to see Itachi put his phone away in a smug sort of way. I squeezed past Sasuke manga and toby to stand by him. Frustration was seeping in when i couldn't find the Pokemon. I looked up at Itachi with pleading eyes. He sighed grabbing my phone and put it in the air. The typloshion stood with a excellent cp. I squealed and hopped  up grabbing the phone swiping to an ultra ball and caught it easily.Giggling i spun  and inched forward in the line and hummed talking loudly showing Manga the Pokemon. Close by though i heard a snort. My eyes darted to a middle age employee who honestly looked like he hated his life. "Is there a problem?' i asked as i narrowed my eyes at him. He snorted at me. Manga put her hand on my shoulder. "Sam dont do it. ' she stated warily. I shook out of her  grip and walked over. ' no no. he snorted. Id like to know why this loser with no life or future snorted.' i hissed feeling all kinds of disrespected. No one is going to make fun of me while i have fun. The man glared at me. "listen kid. I deal with a bunch of loud mouth stupid kids all day yelling and running around. Now with the new stupid craze there climbing over everything like a bunch of toddlers. Now shut up and be quiet if you know whats good for you.' he demanded. The group let out a simultaneous groan. Manga pulled out her phone. "hey pein we need to go. its happening again.' The man looked confused before i let out a evil wicked laugh. "A child do you know who i am? Im Samantha motherfucking Uzumaki. i do whatever the hell i want when i want. Disney learned that the hard way i guess so will universal." my knuckles cracked. The man went deathly pail as he fumbled for his walkie. "CODE FIRE BOMB. SHES REAL!!!' he yelled fleeing the scene. I let out a battle cry and ran after him.

Two hours of absolute chaos later 

 i whistled non-nonchalantly as Pein looked around at the very damaged amusement park. A nearby employee was rocking. "She's so much worse then described. so horrible.' she whispered. Terror was etched in her eyes. He looked at me. "...Really sam?!' He hissed. The male employee from before ran like hell away from a knife wielding Hidan and i gave pein a giant smile.  "uh you know in retro spect i may have gone alittle over board...love you nagato.' i said laughing awkwardly as cop cars were heard in the distance. Pein slowly shook his head and muttered something about getting medication and then turned and walked towards an exit followed by the rest of the crew.  My eyes landed on the ground. Great another silent ride home. Manga walked over and grabbed my hand. I gave her a giant grin. "thanks best friend.' i joked. She shook her head. "women what would you do without me?' she asked as we sped walked towards the exit as the cops were growing closer. i shrugged. "probably be in jail old buddy old pal.' We continued to make jokes as we walked back to the car. we didn't get to ride anything but in my eyes it was a very successful trip.