Akatsuki Modern Day Madness

First Day Back

Sam here, and I will be the first to write in this book, so buckle up. (Warning in this story you may feel the urge to punch a character, and we want you to know we support that urge, and want to encourage you letting that anger out on some inanimate object of your choice.) Other than that, we do hope you enjoy guys!

I glared at the reflection and ignored the banging on my door. "Samantha I swear, if we're late I'm personally going to kill you!" Pein screamed from outside.

"Pipe the fuck down, nii-chan I'm trying to do my hair!" I yelled, brushing my hair out, trying to make it un-frizz and failing miserably. There was silence for a second before my door was kicked open by Pein.

"Sam it's the first day of college, and we're going to be late! What the hell do you have to say for yourself?" He asked, with a dark aura surrounding him. Laughing nervously, I grabbed my shoes and backpack, darting around him towards the downstairs.

"HELP, HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!I'M TOO YOUNG AND AWESOME TO DIE!" I wailed, turning the corner and running into the living room where most of the group was situated watching TV.

They ignored me, of course, and continued to drink their coffee as I was chased around in circles by Pein. "Isn't it a bit too early for this?" Madarra commented, walking out of the kitchen with Shiro and Manga.

"Not for those two. Day or night Sam finds a way to get Leader's blood boiling." Manga replied, while taking a bite out of her toast.

"GUYS HELP ME, PLEASE!" I whined while jumping over the coffee table and dashing behind Shiro. Pein ran over, out of breath, ready to raise hell, when Shiro stopped him.

"Nii-chan, I know you want to kill nee-chan but we really have to go." Shiro commented, subsequently saving my ass. I looked at shiro and promised silently to distract panda-chan later so they can sneak off. Pein glared at me for one more second before storming off towards the front door. I jumped up and glomped Shiro.

"Thank you otouto, if you hadn't saved me then I would have been dead because these idiots didn't want to come to my aid. Which they should know will, will be avenged." I stated, leaving the open ended threat there. They all paled at the threat, as I slid on my shoes.

"So who am I riding with today?" I asked, grabbing my book bag as everyone got up and walked out the door.

"You'll be riding with me, little miss hyper-active." Itachi stated, walking past me. I stuck my tongue out at his back and ran after him.

"You know I didn't mean to get him riled up, he's just way too easy to piss off." I commented while getting into his car. He snorted.

"And you ignoring him didn't help. Now you're door-less." He replied. I began to pout.

"Stupid Uchiha." I muttered, causing him to laugh.

When we arrived at school, I hopped out of the car and bounced up and down in excitement. "New year of school, new year of messing with people." I singsonged. Itachi chuckled.

"You mean Karin, don't you?" He clarified, walking over and putting his hand on my shoulder to stop me from bouncing.

"The she-devil deserves it. Now, excuse me, I have to go bother your man-whore brother. Ciao." I stated, then skipped off towards where I knew sasuke would be. He of course, was surrounded by his horde of fan-girls and looking more annoyed than ever. I, being the great friend that I am, decided to come to his assistance.

"TEME!" I squealed, running through the crowd and jumping onto him, making all the fan-girls scout and sneer at me. Sasuke rolled his eyes at me while I turned and glared at the group, one of them sadly being the aforementioned she-devil.

"Bitch, who do you think you are touching our Sasuke-kun like that?!" Karin hissed. I let out my signature insane giggle and gave a creepy, closed-eye smile.

"I'm going to give you all two seconds to get the hell out of here. And Karin, if you ever call me a bitch again I will end you." I stated, with a terrifying tone of apathy. They paled and took off, running with their tails in between their legs.

At the end of the hallway, Karin stopped and yelled. "You psychopathic bitch! You will pay for this!" Sasuke sighed and looked at me with a bored expression.

"You're welcome, teme." I smirked, patting his head and skipping off towards class.

As I walked into the class I sighed, already knowing I was going to have a great day. I just hoped the other two were having just as good of a morning.