Akatsuki Modern Day Madness

invasion and ubduction

Hey guys shiro here just wanted to congratulate Lucy for being reimbursed into the senseis we were all so glad to see her return to the group she is was and always will be a great addition to the group hope you guys enjoy the new chapter

By the way we do not own naruto or the characters within naruto (in fact about ten of them technically own us) so please enjoy the story

Stranger's POV

"

So this is the guy that has been causing you problems?"

The dirty white haired kid that I had attacked the other day walked out of a mansion sized house  with a rather short brunette girl. He gives her a quick kiss before running off in the direction of the new construction zone

"Yeah , this is the pyromaniac that scorched my hand a couple days back! I haven't been able to aid the others because of him." The stranger balls his still burnt fist

" go back, get the gang, and meet me back here in an hour. He obviously doesn't live alone in that huge house. Once you get back we'll hit the house."

The shorter of the two stranger, with the burnt hand left to do what the taller had said

"And maybe we'll leave with a prize" the man stares at matsuri as she walked back into the house. Hearing the yelling and arguing from his position

Shiro's POV
(Later that night)

"

Good god these dimwitted construction workers wouldn't know a kitchen from a landfill ,I was there for an hour more than I wanted to be"

Walking home I crack my knuckles "I can't wait to meet this new girl everyone's been on about. I hear that she's a cutie." I begin to think of the possibilities as an image of matsuri kicking my ass comes into sight. "Better to steer clear of that one " approaching the house I notice something unusual ........  Silence. The base is almost never this silent especially with hidan bringing a girl home. 

Now running to the house I can see the door has been bashed in and the windows smashed."someone obviously wanted to get in. But who in there right mind would want to take on the akatsuki?!"

As I ram through an already broken door a slightly familiar face runs past me holding my whimpering dog coco. My body immediately went into overdrive . I kick the back end of his knee and proceed to drag him towards the kitchen past all the people running in the opposite direction obviously scared of something. "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU ASSHOLES TAKE LUCY TO." hidan comes rampaging down the hall swinging a scythe.

"Yo hidan where you heading"

"These fuckers took the lucy so ima knock there asses down to hell"

"Nice nice . ima go cook a bitch"

The familiar stranger then began struggling in my grasp .
"YOU SADISTIC FUCK YOU'RE A FUCKING MANIAC!"

"What else is new my whole family is full of em including my phychotic nee Chan she'll kill me if I don't make dinner sooooooo." Grabs a few kitchen knives and shoves them through his clothes pinning him down .

"Wait if you let me go I'll .....uh ... Buy you a pizza ...."

"Nah that wont work you kidnapped my friends."

Begins to sharpen the knife.

"TWO PIZZAS!"

" didn't I just tell you that's not gonna work ?"

I plunge the knife down towards the stranger.

"With stuffed crust."

I pause right above his face and hidan pops his head in.
"SHIRO!"

"Now hidan if I let him live we can get info from him and he won't bother us again."

"SHIRO THAT IS FUCKING RETARDED!"

"Not really."

The stranger struggling to break free
"Yeah I'll tell you. They're in a warehouse at the docs the crazy girl took like twenty of us to sedate her she's out probably "

"YAY stuffed crust "

Pulls out my phone and puts it to his ear.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK  IS WRONG With YOU"
He slaps the phone out of my hand 

"fiiinneeee. I hope matsuri ,manga and that new girl are OK"

Itachi walks in
"What about Sam"

"Nah she's can handle herself"

TO BE CONTINUED ............ BY Sam

BYE