City of Rising Stars

Ch.22 PRANK WARS BEGIN! (Lewis' POV)

  I hate them. I hate them so much! For now. So this afternoon Will and Jem decided to prank me. That didn't go so well. So I was taking my afternoon nap earlier, and when I laid down on my pillow I heard a squished sound and my head was wet all of a sudden. I looked at my pillow and saw tiny holes in it and it was also filled with whip cream. Wow. Thank you so much. I love this new hairdo what do you call it? Probably "I WHIP my hair back and forth!" Hehe. Get it? No? Okay continuing on! Underneath I found a note signed by Will and Jem. When I went to go yell at them. I opened the door. Big mistake. I opened the door and then I was soaked in syrup with a bucket on my head. THATS IT! They we're going to pay! I charged through their door. Another BIG mistake. I pushed it open and was greeted by a bucket of feathers all over me with, yet another, bucket on my head. They were just sitting there laughing! "THATS IT YOU ARE GOING TO PA- actually I don't really care. That was funny!" I said laughing. HAHAHHAHAHhahahahha ha ha ha ha they are gonna die. "You guys wanna go to Lukes farm? He said he was gonna get a couple things from his house that he left and asked if I wanted to go"
"Sure!"
"Okay!"
We left and in no time we arrived. "Let's go down to the lake! I heard that it was awesome there!" And just how I wanted it, the lake was full of ducks! "OH MY GOODNESS JEM HELP ME!" Will shrieked. But Jem wasn't there for him. His wobbly knees sunk to the ground and soon he was cradling himself and rocking gently back and forth and back and forth and I'm a genius and I'm a genius. "YOU MONSTERS YOU WILL PAY FOR BEING ALIVE!"
"YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MANKIND!"
They yelled. They were both at the edge of the bank yelling.at.ducks. How are they my friends. And it was payback time. When they didn't notice, I pushed them in! "AHHHHHHHHHH!" They both yelled like little girls! "OKAY THATS IT LEWIS! You are going TO SUFFER!" I doubt they could do anything worse. I was proven wrong.

Part two of Prank Wars:
   The next morning I woke up to warm sunlight. Too much sunlight. To hot. We should go swimming. After breakfast we all agreed to go for a swim at a nearby beach/lake thing. After swimming we all took turns taking a shower at the pool shower. But it was strange. When I put on shampoo, it wouldn't come off! I squirt some on my head and when I went to wash it off, it was like I never stopped squirting it. Like an infinite amount of squirts. "Hey guys? You guys it isn't coming off! THE FREAK WHAT IS THIS?!" Then I heard laughing. The laughs of the annoying and obnoxious will and Jem. Oh geez. I know what happened. An infinite amount of squirts? Yeah. MORE LIKE WILL AND JEM GIVING ME INFINITE SQUIRTS! "You guys are gonna lose this war! YOU SHALL SUFFER AND DIE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES! Which are now filled with shampoo, OW OUCH GET IT OUT!"

Part 3: the final battle!:
   (Jem's POV) why. Why did we ever prank him. WHY?!?! The next day Will and I were walking down the hall talking when we were suddenly being chased by an angry Lewis. For no reason. It was like he just chased us to the end of the world. What we didn't know was that he was holding a cage and a bag. Once we were cornered we were lead to our doom. Out of the bag he pulled put whip cream and sprayed us. Then syrupy, and poured it, along with feathers and shampoo. And last but not least, the cage. "Okay I will give you one last chance. Stop prancing me!"
"NEVER! QUITTING IS FOR THE WEAK!"
"You leave me no choice!" He said. He pulled the cover off the cage, and there it was. A DUCK. "One last time. Stop it or I will drag you to your inevitable doom!"
"OKAY OKAY WELL STOP WE ARE WEAK JUST NOT THE DUCK NEVER I WANT TO LIVE!" We shrieked. We were weak. We had no choice. "I HAVE ONE THE WAR!" Lewis yelled in a joyful tone.