Winter!!!!

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For any Lunartics out there:

WINTER NOW EXISTS. BUT SINCE IT'S LITERALLY 15 MINUTES AFTER MIDNIGHT, I DON'T HAVE IT YET. THE SADNESS OF LIFE PEOPLE.

*slowly going crazy.*
*bangs head on wall*
*goes to sleep*
*bangs head on wall while sleeping*
*wakes up with massive purple elephant bruise on their nose*
*walks down street at seven in the morning screaming WINTER IS HERE! WINTER IS HERE!*
*neighbours come and throw banana peals and orange squash*
*bows*

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