Beep. Beep. Beep.
Piper groaned, and slammed her hand on the alarm clock. She opened her eyes and checked the time, 7:00 am.
She quickly reached for her phone to check her messages that she heard she received in the middle of the night.
Of course they were all from Alex, the blonde thought.
Most of them consisted of 'hey Blondie you awake' or 'I'm not going to stop texting you til you pick up' 'how are you already asleep grandpa'.
Piper deleted the messages and got up and started to get ready.
Piper and Alex (and Polly) were all currently in 8th grade. Their last year of middle school.
Piper and Alex managed to keep their friendship a secret from Piper's parents. Alex didn't mind though. They got to hang out like any other friend would, just that they can only go over to Alex's house which wasn't so bad since they usually had the place to themselves. Alex's mom still had her four jobs that she worked endless hours, but it payed enough for them to get by which was all that mattered to her.
As Piper finished getting ready she went downstairs to go get breakfast. She was the only one awake right now since Gemma had the day off today.
Piper opened the fridge and got the milk out then the cereal from the pamtry. Captain Crunch was Piper's absolute favorite.
While in the middle of eating Piper heard the living room window being opened.
This didn't alarm Piper though. She already knew who it was.
"Heya blondie", Alex said as she started to prepare herself a bowl of cereal.
"You know the door is right there", Piper said as Alex sat down with her at the table.
"Yeah but what's the fun in that", Alex smirked. Piper just rolled her eyes.
"Holly's not here yet", Alex asked eating her cereal.
"You know how much she hates it when you call her that and no she's not here yet", Piper said.
"She bullied me and called me names all throughout elementary school, I think I have the right to call her whatever I want", Alex laughed.
Piper shook her head and smiled a little.
Alex finished her cereal and started washing her bowl. She was used to doing it since that's what she did at home.
"Hurry up and finish eating, I want to leave before Holly gets here", Alex said.
Piper was about to say something but then they heard the front door open.
"Too late", Piper laughed. Alex groaned.
"What about Polly getting here", Polly said as she put her stuff on the counter heading straight for the fridge.
"How'd you hear-"
"You left the window open dumbass", Polly intturupted Alex.
"Well you obviously misheard me because I specifically said 'Holly' not 'Polly'", Alex retorted.
"How did my kitchen become our breakfast hangout", Piper asked putting her bowl in the sink to wash.
"Because my place is a dump and you couldn't pay me to go to Holly's cinimon candle scented mansion that makes me want to throw up on her daddy's $100,000 car", Alex said gathering her stuff leading the girls out the door.
"Jealous much", Polly smirked.
"You wish brat", Alex and Piper laughed.
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After school, Piper and Alex were walking to their lockers to get their stuff when Polly came up to them.
"Jesus how many times a day do I have to see your face", Alex said to Polly which earned a smack by Piper.
"I'm not even gonna- whatever. Piper! This really cute boy just asked me out", Polly squeled.
Piper's eyes got wide and started girling out with her friend.
"Ew. Okay. Piper call me when you two are done drooling over nasty sweaty hairy boys", Alex said as she started to walk away, "and change your panties virgins, I can smell fish sticks all the way from here".
Piper and Polly rolled their eyes and flipped Alex off before they continued their conversation.
"Okay tell me everything", Piper said excitedly.
"Alright so his name is Brandon and he's really cute", she giggles.
"He's taking me out for a movie on friday, and.."
"and what", Piper asked excitedly.
"well he has a friend, a really cute friend. And I think you two would make a cute couple!"
"Really? What's his name", Piper asked.
"His name is Larry. He's in our math class, remember?"
"Oh yeah him", Piper remembers him. He was always staring at her. Not in a creepy way but in a cute geeky sorta way I guess you could say.
"So what do you say? Wanna go on a double date with us", Polly asked eagerly. It was obvious that she wasn't going to take no for an answer.
"Sure why not", Piper said with a smile.
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"Larry? God, what a horrible name to give your child", Alex laughed.
Piper smacked Alex arm, but couldn't help but laugh a little too.
They were currently in Alex's room when the subject of 'what the fuck did Holly want earlier' came up. So Piper told Alex how Polly got asked out by Brandon and how they were going on a double date with Piper and his friend Larry.
"Anyways, just remember to always use protection", Alex said sarcastically with a cheesy smile.
"Ew! Alex! Gross", Piper exclaimed.
"It's gonna happen one day kid, so just always keep in mind that boys have cooties", Alex said.
"So what, are you a virgin", Piper asked.
"Nope", Alex said confidently.
"What? I don't remember you mentioning any guys", Piper said surprised as to why she did not know about this.
"Well that's because 1, it was a one time thing, and 2, it wasn't a guy", Alex said with a smirk.
"What do you mean it wasn't a guy", Piper asked confused.
Alex laughed thinking that her friend was just kidding. But when Piper didn't laugh along, she realized that the blonde was actually confused.
"Wait. Are you serious", Alex asked Piper shocked.
Piper looked at her blankly.
Alex snickered and went over to hug the blonde stroking her hair, "Oh blondie. Poor sweet innocent little rich white girl blondie".
Piper escaped from Alex's embrace and started to play fight with her.
"What do you mean it wasn't a guy", Piper asked.
Alex laughed again, "Piper. I'm a lesbian".
Piper stopped play fighting with Alex for a second.
"What's a lesbian", Piper asked.
"It's a girl who likes girls", Alex said.
"But I like girls too", Piper said.
"No like a girl who likes girls the same way you would like a guy", Alex explained.
"Oh", Piper simply said.
Alex laughed and went to go to grab a snack from the kitchen.
"Wait", Piper said stopping Alex in her tracks.
"What?"
"How do lesbians have sex?"
Alex chuckled then simply said, "Maybe I'll show you one day".
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Her Strongest Drug
FanfictionA Vauseman Fanfiction Piper Chapman & Alex Vause Her Love Was The Strongest Drug