Text message (Two Friends):

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Sammy: Hey how u doing


Friend: Fine, want to hear my thought of rain drops?


Sammy: Shure!


Friend: I think that rain droplets are pretty much mini condoms that melt as they fall to the ground.


Sammy: EW!!! GROSS!!! YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND!!!


Friend: Wait what, let me re-read that.


Friend: LOL!!!! I meant commets not condums! MY PHONE HATES ME!!!!


Friend: Commets would probably make more sense anyways.


Sammy: DIED!!!


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