friend: want to hear something?
me: sure.
friend: one blonde was so dumb that when she needed to call 911 she died because she couldn't find the 11 button on her phone!
me: You need to stop telling me this stuff! :,(
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Oh my GOSH i had to put this in my book because it is so MEAN'!!!!!!! I wanted to SLAP my friend! But you know its my friend so i would never do that. Please don't take this offense.
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the hilarity of Society!
Humorand other jokes I found. __ Be warned, this is what a middle schooler's humor looks like. xD I'm not sure if this "book" aged well-