1st News Reporter: today on the news, ten years ago a lady got arrested for having a strange black residue on a spoon in her back seat. This happened when she was caught speeding. The cop that examined her car thought the residue was mawawana. The lady cried "its not drugs! Its not drugs!"
2nd News Reporter : the cop then said "sorry ma'am, I'm afraid it's hard to belive you. After all you where speeding!" The cop then sent the spoon and its residue to a lab. After the years of being obseverd in lab after lab after lab scientists declared that the residue was dried spagetio soup. That lady was realesed from jail today.
1st News reporter: so all that time she was in jail for no reson...
2nd News Reporter: all I have to say is, Oh Oh, spagetios!
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the hilarity of Society!
Humorand other jokes I found. __ Be warned, this is what a middle schooler's humor looks like. xD I'm not sure if this "book" aged well-
