When your in a cinema a way to annoy people is:
1: to start trowing popcorn at the screen.
2: blow your nose really loud.
3: jump over the chairs like you would with hurdles.
4: every minute stand up and sit back down.
5: instead of laughing yell LOL.
6: bring a laser pen and start shooting it at the screen.
7: sit at the back and start making shadow puppets with the protector.
8: sneak in chickens (find a way) and during the movie let them run free.
9: Yell for someone to turn up the volume.
10: gasp every time you hear a curse word.
11: yell for the person at the protector to pause the movie so you can go to the bathroom.
12: yell out to the screen " Don't do It!"
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the hilarity of Society!
Humorand other jokes I found. __ Be warned, this is what a middle schooler's humor looks like. xD I'm not sure if this "book" aged well-
