mom: why is your room such a mess! Clean it up!
me: but I have a purpose for it to be messy!
mom: spill.
me: see, it's a land field of obsticals...
mom: uhuh.
me: ... used to stop killers from getting to me.
mom: ...
me: ok here's the reson...
mom: -__-
me: it's so that if a killer comes into my room and wants to kill me they can trip over something and die.
mom: O_o
mom: ok?...
me: : D
me: now see why it's important to have a messy room!
mom: Clean your room.
YOU ARE READING
the hilarity of Society!
Humorand other jokes I found. __ Be warned, this is what a middle schooler's humor looks like. xD I'm not sure if this "book" aged well-
