the hilarity of Society!

pen

two boys walk past each other in the hallway.
Tim: hi Jon.
Jon: hi Tim.
Tim: hey want to hear a word of advise?
Jon: knock yourself out.
Tim clears his throat.
Tim: ok, don't lose you pen.
Jon: why?
Tim: this is why; lose pen = no pen. no pen = no notes. no notes = no study. no study = no diploma. no diploma = no job. no job = no money. no money = no food. no food = skinny. skinny = ugly. ugly = no marriage. no marriage = no family. no family = depression. depression = death. Moral of the story, don't lose your pen.
Jon: skinny people aren't ugly.
Tim: that's not the point.
Jon: can't you just use a pencil or ask for a new pen?
Tim: nevermind.
Tim walks away.
Jon: O_o
Jon: hey, where is my backpack?...