Phone rings in tech support office.
Tech support: picks up the phone "This is dogbert's tech support. How may I abuse you?"
Costumer: " I think my digital modem is broken."
Tech support: " Please hold while I pretend to be testing it. Okay, it looks fine from here. The problem must be in your wiring. You'll have to rip out all of the wiring in your entire house to locate the problem."
Costumer: " Are you sure? Because the lights on the modem aren't even on"
Tech support: "That means you have moisture on your internal wiring. You'll also need to replace all of your plumbing and get a new roof."
Costumer: " May I speak with your advisor?"
Tech support: " Sure. But he sounds exactly like me."
YOU ARE READING
the hilarity of Society!
Humorand other jokes I found. __ Be warned, this is what a middle schooler's humor looks like. xD I'm not sure if this "book" aged well-
