(LOL SO NOT MINE)
Waitress: would you like a table?
Me: no bitch! Carpet for three!
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the hilarity of Society!
Comédieand other jokes I found. __ Be warned, this is what a middle schooler's humor looks like. xD I'm not sure if this "book" aged well-
Carpet
(LOL SO NOT MINE)
Waitress: would you like a table?
Me: no bitch! Carpet for three!