Fanboy |ShawnMendes|

#4

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Me;
Guess who's going to see mendes!!!!

Drew the poo 💩;
Not me so I guess you

Me;
Yassss bitch, dad came into the kitchen this morning with a brown envelope containing two tickets for myself and Annie!!!

Drew the poo 💩;
I'm so jealous

Me;
Lol good I'm soooo excited!!!!! Honestly he means so much to me like he's just so incredible and hot and talented and amazing in every way and agggghhh I just love him so much <3333

Drew the poo 💩;
Cute, how's the sister

Me;
Ellie, not my sister, was the biggest pain in the ass all day today omg!! Dad gave us $50 each and dropped us to the mall on his way to work as a way for us to "bond"

Drew the poo 💩;
Oh god Mark Winters what were you thinking??

Me;
Precisely my thoughts Drew my friend. We fought all day long. She had a stupid opinion on everything I picked up omg I wanted to strangle her.

Drew the poo 💩;
So you didn't buy anything?

Me;
Pfftt no, I got a new pair of black skinny jeans and a hollister shirt for Shawn :S

Drew the poo 💩;
Niceee

Omg I've got a new joke!!!!

Me;
Oaky go

*okay

Drew the poo 💩;
How do aliens organize parties??

Me;
No

Drew the poo 💩;
THEY PLANET 😂😂

NR dying

I'm so funny

Ahahahhahahabba

Me;
That was lameeee af

Loser

Drew the poo 💩;
Okay okay, how do prisoners contact each other?

Me;
Stfu

Drew the poo 💩;
No, CELLPHONES 😂

😂😂😂

I'm just too much

Lololollllllollololll

Me;
I never wanna meet u

Drew the poo 💩;
K cool.

Hello?

Me;
Hi

Drew the poo💩;
Wazzubbbbb

Me;
Listening to life of the party u?

Drew the poo 💩;
Boringgggfgggjjgvhffykkvbh

Jk nothing much I'm currently losing at some video game

Me;
I've a joke for you

Drew the poo 💩;
Omg yess tell me

Me;
What did the buffalo say to his kid leaving for college?

Drew the poo 💩;
Uhh idk

Me;
Bison lol

Drew the poo 💩;
Hahahahavahavabhshahahahahaha

Me;
It was so lame stfu

Drew the poo 💩;
Your lame

Me;
*you're

But true I am

Drew the poo 💩;
OMG I haven't posted on my acc in 5evr

Me;
Yeah you haven't, loser, go do it now or I'll go to Canada and beat you up

Drew the poo 💩;
I'm in NY

Me;
No you're not

Shut up

If you were you'd have told me so you could finally meet queen

Drew the poo 💩;
Beyoncés not in town

Me;
Hah!! So funny!! :|

Drew the poo 💩;
I've gtg Shawns you now starts soon

Me;
Omg yeah godddd see ya loser
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Lamest chapter ever? Yuh.

I've exams all week and such bad writers block, 100% failed my English today lol.

What's up with you guys??

I promise it will get better just bare with me babes. I love awful jokes incase you haven't noticed.

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Thank so much for reading

-Becky xx