Unmasked, Team 7

Two new members of Konoha

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR THE PICTURES I POST ON THIS STORY

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~~~~~~~~~~NARUTO'S POV~~~~~~~~~~~

Zabuza and Haku were talking amongst themselves until Zabuza turned to me. "Kid, me and Haku have very little money, if we do get accepted into your village, where will we stay?" 

I turned to Sasuke silently asking if it was okay. He nodded and I turned back to Zabuza and Haku "Firstly my name's NARUTO, and you could stay in the Uchiha compound with us, if you want" 

Haku's eyes widened "Are you sure?" he asked uncertain, not wanting to intrude, all three of us nodded in agreement 

"Besides we'd like the extra company, it's a bit lonely with just three people in a compound" I added. Haku smiled and turned to Zabuza with a hopeful expression.

 Zabuza looked at me with a twitching eyebrow "You did it again?!" he said darkly trying to scare me, however I just showed an innocent smile that all kids are born with. Kakashi -who was watching from afar- had an amused look on his face seeing the feared demon of the mist being easily controlled by a genin by using his son's emotions. However he soon turned to his book and started giggling like a child. I sighed at his antics before turning to the gates that were coming into view.

We continued to walk at a slow leisurely pace. "You have quite a...relaxed village don't you?" asked Zabuza with a worried tone, seeing the eternal chunin guards -Izumo and Kotetsu sleeping. I sighed as Kakashi chuckled nervously before proceeding to and wake Izumo and Kotetsu up. "Hey guys, wake up. You're making us look bad" he said not really trying. I and Sasuke looked at Sakura with a knowing look as she raised her arm silently that held senbon, she threw them into Izumo's and Kotetsu's arms. 

They woke up with a startled manner, "Are we being attacked?" asked Kotetsu clueless. Izumo who was using his brains looked around to see us and then widen his eyes as he saw Zabuza. 

"Calm down guys, he's with us" said Sasuke poorly explaining the situation

 "We need to take them to the Hokage and report on the mission we were on soo..." Kakashi trailed off looking at the register. 

"Oh ok" said Kotetsu completely ignoring Zabuza and Haku, while Izumo was still eyeing them closely, even when we were walking off to the Hokage's tower. 

"Sorry about that" Sakura said probably hoping she could eraser the belittling memories from their minds. Upon hearing her apology, they laughed.

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Kakashi knocked on the door, having no clue how to explain the current situation, so he said he would leave it to me, as I suggested it. "Enter" came the ancient voice. We all entered the Hokage's office, fining out into a line. The Hokage looked at Zabuza then looked at Kakashi then looked at Haku and finally at me. He sighed "What happened?" 

"Zabuza Momochi and Haku Yuki wish to join the village" kakashi stated simply, not bothering with the small details. 

The hokage's eyes widen slightly and looked at me "This was your idea wasn't it?" he asked slowly as if talking to an idiot, and i nodded quickly -happy with myself. He looked towards Kakashi "And you accepted this idea because..."he trailed off. 

Kakashi shrugged his shoulders in an uncaring manner "You try winning an argument with him" this caused everyone to sweat drop. 

"Why did you think I would accept this Naruto?" Jiji asked causing Haku's shoulders to slump slightly, I put an hand on his shoulder and gave him an knowing look. "Because I will tell everyone -I mean everyone- as well as paint it over very surface what you truly watch in that all seeing ball of yours and..." I trailed off taking in the flushed look "I will tell you how to defeat that 'blasted paperwork'" I announced with a smirk as I saw the hopeful look "But of course you need to let Zabuza and Haku to live here in the Leaf village, and make sure the Villagers won't hate them." I finished. 

"Do I have your word?" he asked. 

"You have my word as a ninja and my Father's son" I said with determination, his eyes widen again knowing that I know about my father. He nodded slowly, and turned his head to them "Haku will have to become a ninja as well as Zabuza, but they need to interrogated first" 

"They won't be harmed will they?" I asked making sure and the Hokage shook his head. 

"Do you agree?" asked the Hokage to Zabuza and Haku to which they nodded happily, Zabuza a bit more moody than Haku's but it still counted "Now then that's sorted.... Tell me the secret to defeating this foul demon!" Jiji shouted pointing to the pile of papers on his desk.

I grinned "Shadow clones" I stated simply, causing the Hokage to smash his head into the desk. 

"And I'm suppose to be the God of Shinobi" I chuckled quietly at his response and turned to the shocked new members of the leaf. 

"Didn't you really just blackmail a kage?" Haku asked in disbelief I nodded and added wisely 

"You can blackmail anyone with the correct information, I pretty much have dirt on everyone in the leaf village and some people who aren't in the leaf" 

"How?" asked Kakashi curiously. 

I grinned a shit eating Chester smirk making them sweat "A spy/information network that is better than Jiraiya's, one of the legendary sannin." I said proudly. Making them nod quickly not wanting to be in some sort of criminal activity. Of course Sasuke and Sakura already know about this, however because of how shady it sounds they don't want to get involved. That won't stop them however asking for a little info here and there, I swear sometimes I think it's an addiction sometimes. 

The Hokage got over his shock and asked "Where will they live?" 

"It's been sorted out Jiji, don't worry yourself, it'll only create more paperwork." 

"Is that true?" he asked scared.

I nodded, tapping my chin in a thinking manner "It's a little known fact old man, people who worry a lot get a lot of paperwork to match. Now I think about it you're worried all the time, huh?" i said wisely, making him bang his head on the table. Again. Repeatedly. I turned to Sakura faking a worried look "do you think we should get some medical ninja up here?" I asked her mocking a worried voice. She shook her head in amusement with the rest of my team as they were silently laughing too themselves. Zabuza and Haku looked at each other probably silently wondering if they made the right decision coming here but just shrugged it off.