Hetalia Headcanons

Hetalia Meme Thingy

Pick 10 characters
1.France
2.Spain
3.Germany
4.China
5.Russia
6.Switzerland
7.Estonia
8.Latvia
9.Scotland
10.Sweden

1) 6 comes in saying they've had a nightmare. What do you do?
Boku Sin: You can sleep with me in mah bed or we can stay up until dawn watching Westerns. One of the two, Switzy.
Switzerland: why NOT BOTH *cue Mexican music*

2) You're hosting a party with 3, 9, and 7. What's going on?
*Boku Sin, Germany, Estonia, and Scotland petting dogs while watching Disney movies and drinking chocolate milk*

3) 1 says 9 stole their favorite food or drink. Reaction?
Boku Sin: You two just need to kiss and make up bye
Scotland and France: *awkwardly looking at each other*

4) 4 and 9 are yelling at 3. Why? What do you do?
Boku Sin: One does not simply yell at Germany. Expecially China and Scotland.

5) 7 is spreading rumors about 4 and 10. What are they about?
China: EsToNiA CaLlEd Me OlD hE MuSt DiE ArU
Sweden: AgReEd
Boku Sin: *eating popcorn and drinking chocolate milk with 2p France* The show is great, trust me.

6) 3 looks up your skirt. Your reaction?
Boku Sin: Germany no
Germany: *fifty shades of red* HAHA BYE *runs*

7) 3 and 4 have a huge secret. You and 5 stumble upon it. What is it and you two's reactions?
Boku Sin: I knew that Germany had a porn collection but you too China-senpai?
China: shuT UP
Russia: ...I found RoChu...

8) 2 says that 1, 7, and 8 are fighting over you. 2 suggests 7. Who is your pick?
Spain: France, Estonia and Latvia are fighting over you, mi amigo. I think Estonia would be good for you...
Boku Sin: Can I have all three I love them all please
Spain: Only one.
Boku Sin: I too pick Estonia...

9) 5's birthday is today and they're all alone. What do you do?
Russia: Alone again... *depressing aura*
Boku Sin: *bursts in* HI RUSSIA I HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE AND RED VELVET PANCAKES AND CHOCOLATE MILK IT'S TIME FOR JUST DANCE NOW COME HERE *sets stuff down and hugs* Hurpy Derpy Birthday Big Bro~ (I consider Russia my big brother due to something my friend said so yeah) (no I'm not Belarus just to confirm)

10) 6 wants to kiss you. What do you say?
Switzy: I want to hit you in the face. With my face. Softly. Because I like you.
Boku Sin: Okay then *kisses him* Der ya go

11) 3 is obsessed with 10. What does 4 do with their jealousy?
Boku Sin: EVERYONE RUN CHINA IS ANGRY HIDE THE CHILDREN AND CHOCOLATE MILK
China: *rampaging in kitchen*
Sweden and Germany: ...oops

12) 1 is becoming really irritating. Reaction?
France: Je t'aime mon cheri Je t'aime mon cheri Je t'aime mon cheri Je t'aime mon cheri Je t'aime mon cheri Je t'aime mon cheri *repeats 300 times*
Boku Sin: France, I love you, but I'm gonna throw you out a window if you don't stop.

13) You host a slumber party, inviting 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 over and you're forced to pair up with someone and sleep with them from loosing a bet. Who do you choose?
Boku Sin: Estonia. Get the fluck over here before I kill you.

14) While you prepare for bed, that person strips down to their underwear, saying it is their pajamas. What do you do?
Boku Sin: Estonia you're gonna freeze to death.
Estonia: I live with Russia, in Russia, I'll live.
Boku Sin: fucking fiNE

15) Same question except with 2. What do you do?
Boku Sin: Turn around.
Spain: *turns around*
Boku Sin: the boOTY

16) Same thing, except they're flirting with you. Reaction?
Spain: *pick up line galore*
Boku Sin: *pushes off bed* no