Where Broken Hearts Go // EDITED

13

Izzy Newman

"So, yesterday, after we left the club, me and Izzy ran back to her house, and when we got there we started cuddling."

It was lunchtime and Ashton was telling the Broken Hearts club about our little talk yesterday.

"No, Ash, please don't tell them." I whined, laughing a little bit. "I'm going to be so embarrassed."

"Embarrassed?" Michael said, coming back from the lunch line, sitting down next to Amy. "Well then, please keep going, Ashton."

"Okay, so while we were cuddling, Izzy randomly says 'Baby?' And I respond 'Yeah, Izzy?' and you will never guess what she says next."

"No, Ash, please don't go on." I said, giving him my best puppy eyes.

"You're cute but I'm not going to give in." He replied.

"Come on Ashton, go on!" Calum urged.

"Wait, I want you to guess, first."

"Did she want you to buy her something? Because everyone knows that Izzy will do anything to get someone to buy her something. Especially clothes." Amy tried.

"Not this time." Ashton laughed.

"We give up! Just tell us." Nav said.

"Amy guessed one time."

"Tell us or you die."

"Okay, okay, damn! So Izzy says to me 'Can I have sex with you?'"

That got everyone at the table laughing.

"Izzy, you actually said that? You're thirsty, as fuck!" Nav said, tears emerging from her eyes from laughing so hard.

"Okay, this confirms Izzy has a daddy kink for Ashton. This is solid proof."

"I never knew you were so horny, Izzy! Ashton being your boyfriend must have rubbed off on you by now!" Brianna laughed.

"Ash, I thought you weren't going to tell anyone." I giggled a little bit, but buried my head into his chest and covered my eyes with his arm.

"Aw, it's alright babe, it's just our friends." Ashton assured me, and gave me a kiss on my forehead.

"And me." We all turned around to see my ex-best friend, Ivy approaching the table.

"Ivy?" My thoughts instantly went to the first day of school, when I'd realized Ivy was never truly my friend.

"Hey loser. Seems like you've moved on from Brett."

"Izzy, who's this bitch?" Brianna asked, clearly annoyed.

"She used to my best friend. Until she backstabbed me and stole my boyfriend." I explained.

"Ah, I see. Can I kick her ass?"

"No. You'd totally ruin it and it wouldn't be at its best for when me and Brett have sex tonight." Ivy answered before I could even open my mouth.

"Don't forget to use a condom. Oh wait, I think that slipped out of your purse when you were trying to find someone who cares." Brianna fired back.

"Slay, babe. All hail Queen Bri, slayer of sass." Calum high-fived his girlfriend, and then kissed her on the lips.

"Hey, aren't you that pregnant freak? It's a shame you had a miscarriage, not. That baby would have grown up living a life of misery, you two would have fucked that child's life for good. So it's actually a benefit, for the baby of course." Ivy flipped her hair.