Phan - One-shots [ COMPLETED ]

~Nicotine and Raspberries

I don't know where this came from.
Just something I thought of.

:)

Warnings: cigarette usage (?)

Words: 755

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Phil ran. He ran fast. As fast as his legs could take him.
Why would his boyfriend, his own fucking boyfriend do something this?
To walk in on the person you love fucking some dumb slut was not an enjoyable experience in Phil's eyes.

Phil realised he had gotten to his destination.
He sighed and smiled.
His favourite tree, shared with his best friend, Dan Howell.
He climbed to one of the strongest branches and carefully sat down, proceeding to turn and lean against the tree trunk and pull out his box of cigarettes. He pulled one out of the box and lit it with his favourite, bright pink lighter.

Phil felt his phone vibrate in his pocket.

From Danny <3:
Where r u?

Phil inhaled deeply, slowly blowing the smoke out of his mouth.

To Danny <3:
The tree.

He inhaled again.

From Danny <3:
Shit. What did Matt do?

He sighed loudly.

To Danny:
Just walked in on him fucking some chic. No big deal.

From Danny <3:
I'm on my way.

Phil stubbed out his cigarette against the tree branch.
He lit another one.
He inhaled.

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"I really wish you'd stop doing that."
Phil heard a sigh before inhaling again.
He felt a weight on his lap, looking up to see Dan sitting atop him, his legs either side.
He patted down his curly hair and adjusted his flower crown.
( Pastel! Dan up in hereeeeee)

"Hey there, hot stuff," Phil mumbled, followed by a deep chuckle.
Dan sighed.
"What happened?" He scooted closer to Phil (if that was even possible), only to get smoke blown in his face. His features scrunched up in disgust.

"Ewww, don't do that," Dan whined, nuzzling his face into Phil's jumper. "But seriously, what did Matt do?" He asked, peeking his face up from where it was hidden.

"I went over to his house to celebrate our anniversary - three year anniversary - and when I got to his room he was fucking Brittany - you know that slutty girl from school? Yeah, her - he was pounding her into the mattress. He looked so much happier with her than he usually did with me, so I left and came here."
By the end of his story, Phil had tears trickling down his face. He lit another cigarette. He inhaled.

"Aw, Philly," Dan wrapped his arms around Phil's waist tightly, snuggling his head into Phil's chest further. "I'm sorry."

"It's whatever," Phil muttered, tears still making treks down his face.
"It's not whatever," Dan pouted, hugging Phil tighter. "You are a certified human being, and humans shouldn't be cheated on."
"Yeah, and humans shouldn't be able to get lung cancer, but I probably will at this rate," he retorted.
"That doesn't make sense."
"I don't care."
Another inhale.
Another exhale.
"You kinda look hot when you do that."
Phil arched an eyebrow when he heard a little mumble.
He smiled.
"You look kinda hot when you have no shirt on."
Dan's face flushed.
Well, that escalated quickly.
"How do you know what I look like without a shirt on?"
"Dan, we've slept in the same bed. You sleep in boxers. So do I."
"Oh, right," an awkward chuckle followed Dan's little mumble.
Phil sighed loudly, stubbing out what he decided was his last cigarettes of the six he had had.
"Just.. Stop being awkward and kiss me," Phil muttered and gently pulled Dan by his blue pastel jumper to place a little peck on his lips.
Dan let out a little squeak.
"That... That wasn't a proper kiss.." Dan blushed deeply.
Phil quirked an eyebrow again.
"Are you implying you want be to kiss you agai-" Phil was cut off by a pair of soft, pink lips on his own, arms around his neck.

Wow, I'm making out with my best friend in a tree, was the first thought that crossed Dan's mind before PhilPhilPhilPhilPhil ohmygod I'm making out with the boy I love in a fucking tree PhilPhilPhil...

Both boys needing air, they broke apart, panting slightly.
"Mm... You taste like nicotine and raspberries," Dan (cheekily) moaned out.
Phil chuckled lowly.
"And you taste like strawberries and cream."
Dan was pulled in for another kiss.

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I'm really proud of this.
It's sort of confusing drabble but I like it :)
Also; I had an anxiety attack over swimming at school today. fUCKING SWIMMING.
I'm a mess.
Anyway,
See you in the next one!
xx