Leo was bored, and when be got bored you knew he would do something funny. When Leo was bored, everyone knew to stay away from him. One person on the Argo II was about to have the scare of their life!
"Pist!" Leo whispered to Percy across the hall, "I open the door, then you run and tell the others to get to their spots! Got it?" Percy nodded and crouched behind the door, ready to bolt away. Leo's plan was set. He inched his way toward the door and heard the horrible singing of the person.
"I'm gona kill them all! Yeah yeah!" Leo cringed, but grabbed the handle. He took one last deep breath and flung open the door. Steam from the bathroom floated into the hallway and the person screamed like a girl. It was Coach Hedge. He was only wearing a bathtowel around his furry hindquarters and a towel on his head. Leo busted out into a huge laughing fit. He couldn't stop! Coach Hedge's shock turned into anger and he picked up his baseballbat.
"Oh you're going to pay for that Valdez!" And with that, Leo's plan was in action. Coach Hedge chased after Leo as he ran down the hall. Leo passed Piper's room and yelled,
"Now!!" Coach Hedge slowed down just slightly and that was what Leo needed. Annabeth and Piper pulled on their rope. From right above the bloodthirsy satyr, a bucket tipped. Green oil spilled out and all over the clean satyr. Coach Hedge screamed like a girl again and kept running after Leo.
"Get back here you pink frosted cupcake!" Wow. He was mad. Leo loved it! He kept running until he passed through into the lounge. Leo jumped and Frank, in eagle form, caught him. Frank flew out of the way of the trap, but Coach Hedge wasn't so lucky. He tripped over the trip wire and alarms of warning sounded. From three holes in the wall, some cannons popped out, maned by Percy and Jason.
"Say cheese!" Leo called. Coach's face was pricless. Percy pushed the button and whip cream shot out of the three cannons. It wasn't hard, but enough to cover him from head to toe.
"Ahhhhhh!!!" The coach yelled, slipping all over the place. Leo, Frank, Jason and Percy were laughing their heads off, but Leo wasn't done. Frank flew Leo down to the hallway and Leo took off again. Coach Hedge slid and slipped toward the door and took off after Leo again. The pair ran out onto the deck and Leo jumped onto a platform that was rising.
"Now!!" He qued Hazel. She nodded and pushed a button on the control consle. The water cannons on the side of the ship turned and shot water at the satyr. It wouldn't hurt him, just give him a good hose down. The coach spluttered and spat water out of his mouth, just to get more put in. Leo nodded and Hazel turned off the water. Coach Hedge was on the ground, coughing and trying to keep the towel around his waist in place. Thank the Gods it hadn't fallen off. Leo lowered the platform and stepped off.
"How was your shower Coach?" He asked laughing his head off. The rest of the seven came onto the deck and started to laugh so hard, they couldn't breath. Coach Hedge huffed and adjusted the towel on his head.
"You cupcakes are going to get extra chores!" He threatened, but no one cared. They were too busy laughing.
So in the end, Leo was no longer bored. ;D
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Funny Moments on the Argo II
FanfictionThese are short stories about things that happened on the Argo II as the seven are traveling to Rome (or Greece, whichever one works best!) WARNING: Laughs ahead!
