Storybrooke Chronicles(editing beware)

Her Doofus

"Wow Robin's parents can really throw a party." Emma comments sarcastically to Regina. Regina laughs and takes a glass of champagne from the waiter. "Well they are in their fifties and plus this is a upscale Christmas Eve party." Emma laughs and lightly shoves Regina. "I swear I'm going to kill Robin for making us come while the rest of our squad went to the frat Christmas party." They see a blond haired man with blue eyes waving at them. They walk over to him. "Hey, Guys, Glad you could come."

Emma punches Robin's arm. "What the hell. You know I like to party and get drunk and dance with whatever random boy is dancing on the table and yet you drag me to this." She motions around to the couples chatting lightly and laughing some halfhearted laughs. "Really, seriously you're joking?" Emma questions. Regina stifles a laugh. "I hate things like this. I wanna drink shots and kiss Killian and I don't know have fun." Robin sighs and gives her his champagne which she drinks like water. "I'm sorry Emma." Emma puts the glass down and huffs "Sorry my butt...I'm going to find something stronger than what they're serving. I wanna be so drunk that God is singing me 1D songs but alas I'm stuck in this hell hole with you idiots."

Emma storms off and leaves Regina laughing as quiet as possible and Robin doing the same. "She's killing you in your sleep." Regina states, Robin nods and rubs his hand on Regina's cheek. "You look very beautiful." Regina smiles and says "You're an idiot." He laughs and nods. Robin's parents walk over and greet Regina "Regina dear, how are you?" Regina smiles and gives them the answer they want "I'm doing wonderful but your party is really making my night." They smile as Robin's mom sizes Regina. "Lovely... dress your wearing." Regina wears a Black strapless sweetheart neckline dress. It covers her nude pumps. The dress is simple and shows off a little cleavage. "Yes amazing indeed." Robin says with a smirk.

They bid them goodbye when Emma walks over with a frown. Regina and Robin laugh.

Two hours later it's ten o' clock and the party is ending. Men and Woman are giving their goodbyes and Emma is internally doing a celebration dance. "I'm getting drunk, I'm getting drunk." Is what Emma is whisper singing over and over as they make their way to the car. Just as Regina gets in Robin rushes outside. "Regina!" He calls. Regina whips around and smiles. Emma groans and says "Come on! I'm trying to party!" They giggle and Robin whispers "meet you there." Regina nods and gets in the car.

The car ride there consist of Regina changing clothes and Emma talking about her boyfriend Killian and all the booze she's going to down. Regina finishes getting dressed and now is in a red skater dress with white converse high tops. She throws on her jean jacket. Her shoulder length hair still down. She applies her red lipstick. They pull up to the frat party and Emma changes into black jeans, a white camisole with a plaid red bottom down shirt. She like Regina slips on white high top converse and puts her hair in a ponytail.

"Ready?" Emma asks. Regina nods and they walk. Killian is standing on the stairs talking to some chick. "Hey back off he's mine!" Emma screams as she drags the fake girl by her ear. "If you ever talk to him again I will kill you. Got it?" Emma threatened. The frighten girl nodded and raced off. Emma smiled and skipped over to her fiancé. "Hey darling," She says as sugary sweet. He laughed and kissed her cheek. "Love; there is no need to make threats. You're are going to be my wife soon and I will only be coming home to you." Emma smiles and plants a big kiss on his lips before she snatches his beer. "I love you." She sings before she gulps it down.

Regina walks in and laughs at Killian's face. He's frowning at his fiancé who is drink away at his drink. Before Regina can walk in more she's grabbed by Mary Margret. "Hey! You're late? Why?" She questions. As Regina is squeezing through crowds she explains what she did and then gets a smirk from her. "Come on Missy! You're the match maker in our group and yet the lonely one. You matched Belle and Bobby even through a student-teacher relationship is frowned upon and they are happy. Emma and Killian are engaged and Emma's crazy and then David and I." Regina laughs.

"Yes that's why I'm going to be a match maker and that's why I'm in college of business with you." Regina explains as if the most obvious thing in the world. As they make their way to the kitchen Regina feels someone's hand resting on her hips. She turns is getting ready to slap the person until she hears "don't hurt me Regina." Robin laughs when Regina makes a groan. "Don't do that or next time I will slap you." "Huh?" Mary Margret asks until she sees Robin. "I'm gonna go. Bye Robin and Robin have fun." Regina sends a death glare as Mary Margret skips off.

They giggle until Robin bumps Regina. "Follow me." She nods and follows him the stairs and into a room. "Why?" Robin asks as he sits on the bed. "What?" He motions her over and she sits on the bed with him. "Why do you run away?" Regina looks everywhere but at him. "I don't." She protests. He shakes his head "yes you do. I've known you for years and you're lying." Regina sighs and starts for the door. "Regina, please stay." She shakes her head. "I can't. It's late anyway and I should head home." When Regina opens the door Robin slams it shut from behind.

"Answer my question." He says. Regina turns to see his face bunched up with anger. His breathing pace sped up and nostrils are flaring. "No Robin I can't you se-" Robin cuts her off with kiss. It's hard, and angry but also loving and kind. His pale lips against her red, full plump ones. They pull apart and once again he asks why. "Ok but go sit down first." He nods and goes to sit down. As soon as he sits Regina opens the door and runs.

She pushes people out the way. She pulls the keys out of her jacket pocket and gets in the car. "Darn it!" She screams when she can't get the car to start because she dropped her keys. She locks the door and looks for it. When she gets them she sees Robin running out the house. She starts the car and off down the street. "I'm so sorry." She says as she drives her way home. Regina text Killian to take Emma home since Regina has her car.

A couple hours later Regina is staring at her celling when she hears something hitting her window. Walking over to her balcony of her apartment she sees Robin throwing rocks. She laughs and says "why didn't you just knock on the door you doofus!" He laughs and says "I wanted to make sure you were going to answer." She rolls her eyes and says "What?!" He smiles and says "Merry Christmas Regina.... Now get inside its cold." Regina frowns and whisper yells "aren't you mad?" Robin only smirks and says "never at you sweetness now get inside because it's cold."

She nods and goes back in. She falls asleep thinking of the doofus who is thinking about her.

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Hello my great reader,
I just wanted to thank all you guys who read my other stories and this one. Regina's Secret has over 1k views and Titanium hearts is on its way there. Now this one only has a couple hundred but If I keep making up happy you guys will share! THANK YOU!!!!!!' Btw I don't know what this is really meant to be about. I started typing and here we are. Lol
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