Tigerstar: Ah, another day of killing *slits random cat's throat* Such a nice day, right Mapleshade?
Mapleshade: *is dead*
Tigerstar: Oh, right... Well, looks like it all alone now *sips lemonade*
Little did he know...
*one hour ago*
Sky: hehehehhe *poisons lemonade* hehehehe
Tigerstar: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Sky: uhmmmmmm *acts like Dark Forest cat* I'm just sweetinging your tea, my lord. *lemonade is offended*
Tigerstar: *looks at label* Um... Ok then... Well, GO AWAY OR ELSE I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT
Sky: GAH OK OK BYE GEEZ *disappears*
Tigerstar: *sigh* Wait, where did she go?!?!?
*in Starclan*
Starclan headquarters, to be exact
Starclany Starclaner: Thank you so much omg you are our savior *gives hair* here have some of Taylor Swifts hair
Sky: OHHHHH YES TAYLOR SWIFT I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU *dies*
*back to present time*
Tigerstar: *foaming mouth* GAHHHHH *gurgle* *uncontrollable bleeding out of nowhere*
Tigerstar: I WULL KULL YOU, SHY *gurgle gurgle* *dies*
