Warriors: *shoots herself out of a portal* I'm a cat! Whoa, where am I?
Sorreltail: YOURE IN STARCLAN *Raining Tacos plays in the background*
Warriors: Cool. Is Tigerstar here?
*everycat stops what they're doing to pause and gasp dramatically or faint. Either way, it's dramatic*
Bluestar: Tigerstar? That name is forbidden here.
Mosskit: Tigerstar, Tigerstar, Tigerstar, Tigerstar, Tigerstar.
Bluestar: Will you be quiet?! Gosh, kids are such a handful. He's over in the Dark Forest. I think it's his birthday.
*everycat who was still conscious just fainted and passed out*
Warriors: Oh, okay! I'll go wish him a happy birthday. *hops in an elevator and there's pleasant elevator music on in the background*
Elevator: *travels farther and farther down and stops*
Warriors: *hops out and sees Tigerstar* YO TIGERSTAR. SUP.
Tigerstar: Who are you?
Warriors: That's for me to know and you to wonder. Happy birthday! I made you a cake. *hands cake*
Tigerstar: Aww! That's so kind, strange, random cat, I've never met before! I'll eat it! Hopefully, it isn't poisoned! *eats it*
*nothing happens*
Darkstripe: Is this chapter in the wrong book?
Tigerstar: *explodes*
Warriors: Whoops. I think Sandstorm put time bombs in it. I wonder how he didn't taste it. Anyways, he's dead! Oh no. I killed him on his birthday!!
Tigerstar's headstone:
Tigerstar
Clan menace, was hated a lot
Random number- Exact same random number
Hawkfrost: *playing scary organ music in the back*
Warriors: *casually disappears, leaving no one to mourn*
