*in Starclan*
Warriors oficials: *signing autographs*
Fangirl: OMG!!!!! ITS SKY, WARRIORS AND WOLF!!!!!!!!
Warriors Officials: *gulp*
Fangirl: YOU LOVE ME, RIGHT?!?!?!? I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN, CAN I HAVE A TUFT OF FUR FROM YOU ALL?!?!?!?
Sky: No! My precious fur! *hides*
Warriors: *inches away*
Wolf, being the nice person she was, did, but got almost all of her fur torn out in the process.
Fangirl: WOW, WOLF! YOU HAVE SUCH AN IRONIC NAME! TELL ME, HOW DID YOU GET IT?!?!?!?!?
Wolf: *inches away*
Fangirl: I ALSO LIKE HOW Y'ALL KILL TIGERSTAR FIFTY TIMES, ITS SO AWESOME!
Sky: Oh, I almost forgot! Guys, we have to kill Tigerstar!
*in the Dark Forest...*
Tigerstar: *strangles cat* Life couldn't be any better!
Strange fangirl: OMG! LOOK, ITS TIGERSTAR! *takes selfie, smooshing Tigerstar face*
Sky: *stumbles through portal, landing flat on her face* GAH! *looks behind her* GUYS?!?!?
Wolf: *is in Starclan*
Warriors: *is in Starclan*
Sky: Ugh. Now I have to kill Tigerstar alone. Oh well, more fun for me!
Tigerstar: *slits fangirl's throat* ew, I have fangirls.
Sky: Oh, boy. Time for my greatest weapon yet: pretty fonts.
Tigerstar: What? Pretty fonts..?
Sky: *wiggles eyebrows*
Tigerstar: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF THE DARK FOREST, PLEASE DON'T! I HATE PRETTY FONTS!!!!!! *kneels down*
Sky:*snorts* you big baby
Tigerstar: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!?
Sky: Nothing. *flashes out pretty sparkly fonts*
Tigerstar: GAH! MY EYES! *is blinded*
Sky: Oh... I cant kill him...
Tigerstar: *evil laugh* YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME! MUAHAHAHAHA *cough* HAHAHA *sputter hack* HA *cough sputter*
Suddenly, a lightbulb flashes across Sky's head, making her realize: Jayfeather was blind!
Sky: Oh, yes... hehe...
*in starclan*
Jayfeather: UGH, NO! I DON'T LIKE FLOWERS! *throws hammer at cashier* I WANT PETUNIAS!
Cashier: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have petunias.
Jayfeather: GAHHAGAAAAAAAAAA! *kills cashier*
Sky: *inches behind* I know who stole all of the petunias...
Jayfeather: YES. KILL *gets restrained*
Sky: But you have to help me make him die by pretty fonts... But he's blind...
Jayfeather: LET ME KILL HIM *waves paws in air* WAIT, IS HE ME?!?!? CAUSE I WAS BLIND
Sky: no,no. Its Tigerstar. *restrains him from killing everyone in sight*
Jayfeather: *stops trying to kill everyone in sight* Oh. Wait, are you doing this to kill sticky?!? *glares*
Sky: *rolles eyes* no. Just, find a way for him to read the pretty fonts, ok?!?!?
Jayfeather: I think I have a idea...
*in the dark forest*
Tigerstar: *slits twenty more cats' throats* Ah, what a wonderful day.
Sky: What's with you and slitting cats' throats?
Tigerstar: AH! I DIDN'T SEE YOU!
Sky: *snickers* yeah, you cant.
Tigerstar: GAHAHHAHAHAHAAAASSSS DJDBEHSBSBD *gets chained to the one more*
Sky: Now I will make you see pretty fonts... Hehehehe
Jayfeather: *is in the dark forest* Alright, Sky, here ya go *gives 3d words, with 3d sparkles*
Sky: hehehehhe.... You even got the sparkles right...
Tigerstar: GAH! PRETTY FONTS *faints*
Sky: Ugh... This is going to be harder than I thought... Oh well! I'll just kill him the old Tigerstar way! *slits throat*
Fangirl: Genius!
Sky: I know
