Killing #6

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Sky: blah blah blah demands demands

Wolf: *watching YouTube and paying no attention*

Warriors: *eating popcorn*

Sky: grumble mumble demands blah blah

Wolf: is she done yet?

Warriors: nah. I think it's gonna take her another hour to calm down.

Wolf: *looks up* wanna bet on it?

Warriors: *pulls out 20$* yes.

Wolf: well I think she's gonna stop in 5 minutes. *pulls out 30$*

Sky: GUYS! LISTEN UP!

Wolf & Warriors: *scrambles up* yes sir man sir!

Sky: ALRIGHT, HERE IS THE PLAN! *pulls out iphone* *puts on music*

*my little pony theme song blasting*

Wolf: *yells* That's the plan?!?!?!? It's kind of stupid!!!

Warriors: *hides mlp poster*

Sky: *blushing* uh.... N-no.... How did that get on there? I don't even like my little pony... Heheh... *pulls up file on tv*

*blasting out directions*

Warriors: Ooooh!!! I get it now!

Wolf: what? This is in Spanish......

Sky: I know! Tigerstar hates Spanish cats!

Wolf: Ooooh!

Warriors: *facepaw*

Wolf: *whispers* don't act like I'm dumb, you owe me 20$.

Warriors: but i want my money *cri*

Sky: let's just go to the dark forest already *facepaw*

*in the dark forest*

Admins: *hiding in le tree*

Mousefur: *drinking iced tea* *spits it out* UGH, I HATE ICED TEA!!!!!! DEATH TO ICED TEA!!!!!! WHOEVER INVENTED THIS I WILL KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVE!!!!!! *chucks at tree*

Admins: gah! *ducks behind tree*

Sky: why is she here? Isn't she supposed to be in Starclan?

Wolf: yeah, but I think Bluestar kicked her out. She's been doing that a lot lately.

Warriors: you guys, this is great!

Wolf & Sky: What?

Warriors: we can use the power of the North Star to make us Spanish!!!!! This is great!

Sky: *facepaw* there are no stars in the dark forest.

Warriors: yes there are! Look!

*le bundles of stars*

Sky: what.

Wolf:
¡Sí! la estrella del norte ya está aquí! ¡lo sabía!

Sky: WHAT.

Warriors: Yo lo veo, Lobo ! Es preciosa ! Oh , y ahora soy español también!

Sky: can we just kill Tigerstar? *puts on sombrero*

Mousefur: AHAHAHA CUPCAKES!!!!!! *dies*

Sky: I think she's been corrupted.

Wolf: ¡Sí! Esta enfermedad está yendo de las manos ! Por lo menos ella está muerta !

Sky: *throws sombrero on Wolf and Warriors* That's nice. Let's just go kill him. *grabs Spanish food*

Tigerstar: *is being corrupted* blurb cupcakesssssssss

Sky: ugh. I hate the cupcake corruption.

Warriors: ¡Mismo! Espero que sólo se puede propagar en el bosque oscuro.

Sky: *drags Wolf & Warriors to Togerstar* Hey, Tigerstar!

Tigerstar: whaaaaa? *turns head*

Warriors:
¡Estoy hambriento! ¿Podemos tener un poco de palomitas ?

Tigerstar: GAHEIEBEHSBDBDVHDJD

Sky: Alright! Whatever you said, good job! Let's go back to Starclan! *le teleport*

*in Starclan*

Wolf: ¡Mi pequeño poni! Solía ​​preguntarme freindship podría ser ! ¡Mi pequeño poni! Ven a compartir esta magia conmigo!

Sky: *is confused* WHAT.

Warriors: ¡Mucha diversión! Un vestido preciosa y que no sé las palabras! ¡Mi pequeño poni!

Sky: oh pancakes...

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