Warriors: *steps dramatically out of TARDIS and looks around*
Sky: *sneezes casually*
Wolf: *eating spaghetti*
Warriors: Are we in StarClan again?
Sky: Dunno.
Wolf: Probably. LOOK ITS THE NORTH STAR!!
Warriors: Oooh can we wish on it?
Sky: No, we have to kill Tigerstar first.
Wolf: Then can we wish on it?
Warriors and Wolf: Please please please please please please please please please please please please please pleaaaaaassseeeeee-
Sky: FINE
Warriors and Wolf: YAAAAAAAY
*everyone puts on their ski masks and Mosskit shoves them from the clouds*
Admins: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *land on a bouncy castle*
Longtail: *watching from afar* TIGERSTAR! I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF THAT CASTLE FROM YOUR BIRTHDAY. WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE IT?
Tigerstar: *walks over* Uhhhh, because it's the pretty princess pink color?
Darkstripe: I hate you.
Mapleshade: Oh, yeah? Well, I hate you. In fact, I hate everyone.
Darkstripe: *starts wailing* I can't live up to these standards!!!!
Longtail: Dude, drop the castle.
Tigerstar: Do I have to?
Longtail: WHY DO YOU HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THESE GIRLY THINGS?!?
Tigerstar: PINK CASTLE'S ARE NOT JUST FOR GIRLS.
Longtail: Are Barbies?
Darkstripe and Mapleshade: Yes.
Longtail: Because I found a stash of Barbies in Tigerstar's magical wardrobe.
*admins watch from bouncy castle*
Wolf: *whispers* He has a magic wardrobe?!
Warriors: *whispers back* You think we can take it to Narnia?
Sky: Will you two knock it off? Think of plans to kill him.
Wolf: We could shove him through the wardrobe.
Warriors: We could hit him with a golf ball.
Sky: Warriors, no. We've been over this.
Wolf: Let's just put him in the bouncy castle and deflate it with him inside.
Sky: Yeah! *high fives Wolf*
Wolf and Sky: *hop out of the castle the back way and leave Warriors to fend for herself*
Warriors: So, does this mean I can go into the wardrobe?
Sky: *appears behind Mapleshade and grabs her*
Mapleshade: *naturally doesn't do anything*
Wolf: *smuggles Darkstripe*
Longtail: *looks nervous*
Tigerstar: Fine, if you're gonna throw it out, could I at least go bounce in it one last time?
Longtail: *gets dragged away into the bushes*
Tigerstar: Hello?
Sky: *whispers to Darkstripe* Say, 'Sure, I don't care.'
Darkstripe: *grins* SURE I DONT CARE.
Tigerstar: *cue insane laughter and runs over to the castle, leaping inside, his nails puncturing the um fabric?*
Warriors: *squeaks and climbs out, her mask falling off and she runs for the bushes, tripping over that really long cord*
*castle starts getting smaller*
Cats from bushes: *watch happily*
Warriors: I'M OKAY, GUYS!!
*Tigerstar's screams can be heard from the background*
*admins climb into TARDIS as castle deflates completely*
Mapleshade: THANK YOU!!!
*TARDIS shoots into the unknown and they go make wishes*
