Killing #7

57 11 5
                                    

Admins: *are in tha dark forest*

Mousewhisker: *appears out of no where* dun dunnnn DUNNNNNN

Sky: shut up Mousewhisker nobody likes you

Wolf: jeez, a bit harsh much?

Warriors: *playing call of duty*

Sky: Warriors, how did you get that? We're in the dark forest.

Wolf: *is confused*

Warriors: don't question the power of the North Star

*dramatic music*

Mousewhisker: or you were just playing it when you guys showed up

Sky: *listened to the whole thing* or you were just playing it when we showed up

Wolf: oh

Warriors: *doesn't care*

Mousewhisker: *is ignored*

Sky: alright, let's get down to business *steps into a pool of acid*

*insert meme here*

Sky: what.

Wolf: it'll kill us all! *runs away*

Warriors: *doesn't give a crap*

Sky: HALP ME. NOW.

Mousewhisker: ok, ok *pulls out*

Sky: I wasn't talking to you *glares*

Random cat: oooooo *pulls out what looks like a phone, but is really a candy bar*

Sky: this is irrelevant

Mousewhisker: you're irrelevant

Warriors: ooooooooooo

Sky: WELL.........

*silence*

Sky: YOUR FACE IS IRRELEVANT

Mousewhisker: what does that even mean?!?!?

Wolf: I think you just had an identity crisis, that's what. *pulls out gun*

Sky: what.

Warriors: *still doesn't give a crap*

Tigerstar: the moment you've all been waiting for...

*argument stops*

Sky: ...

Wolf: ...

Warriors: ...

Random side comment dude: ...

And Mousewhisker didn't even have a silent say because he really doesn't matter

Sky: What moment? All I see is an ugly looking dark forest cat who's-

Wolf: *interrupts* WHO IS TIGERSTAR. *shoots*

Sky: hey, I wanted to kill him!

Wolf: *still doesn't give a crap*

Sky: you know that we alway kill him together! Now you've jinxed it!

Wolf: what even is a jinx?

Sky: I don't know, but you did it!

Wolf: but he was annoying to look at!

Sky: YOU'RE ANNOYING TO LOOK AT

Wolf: THAT WAS MEAN

Sky: YOUR FACE IS MEAN

Wolf: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

Mousewhisker: *stealthily takes Wolf's gun* *shoots Wolf and Sky*

Sky and Wolf: *is dead*

Wolf: and this is why I play call of duty. *pulls out gun from tv*

Mousewhisker: WHAT.

Wolf: *shoots*

Wolf: just to be safe... *knocks on wood*

And that's the story of how Wolf, Sky, Mousewhisker, AND Tigerstar died.

But unfortunately they all come back.

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: Jan 10, 2016 ⏰

Add this story to your Library to get notified about new parts!

Fifty Ways to Kill TigerstarWhere stories live. Discover now