*in Starclan*
Sky: *watching mockingjay part 2* *crying* NUUUUU SO SADDDDDDDD *sobbs*
Haymage: *kisses Effe*
Sky: WHAT *tears immediately dry out* I DON'T NOT SHIP IT *somehow stands on two legs* I HAVE YOU HAYMAGE I HAVE YOU EFFE I HAVE YOU ALL
Sparkly sparkle: GO AWAY, SKY! NOBODY LIKES YOU!
Sky: THAT'S NOT TRUE, FIRESTAR DOES
Sparkly sparkle: *glares at Firestar*
Firestar: WHAT, SHE PLANS ON KILLING TOGERSTAR OVER AND OVER AGAIN, HOW CAN I NOT LIKE HER?!?!?!?
Sandstorm: WAIT, YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE?!?!?!? AND BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID SHE-CAT?!?!?!?
Firestar: NO, I JUST-
Sandstorm: oh ok. I love you honeypie!
Sky: Wait... GUYS, I KNOW HOW I'M GONNA KILL TIGERSTAR NEXT!
All: WHAT
SKY: I'M GONNA GET EFFIE OUT OF THE TV SCREEN
All: oh. *are creeper out* *try to silently walk away*
Sky: NO, WATCH ME! *grabs Effie from inside of the tv* *pulls Effie out*
Effie: *is in cat form, but was all along* UGH! YOU GUYS HAVE TERRIBLE TASTE I'M CLOTHES!
Sandstorm: WE DON'T WEAR CLOTHES!!!!
Sky: Yeah, whatever. Hey, Effie? Wanna turn someone ugly into a total beauty?
Effie: YES, WHERE IS HE
Sky: good thing she thinks Tigerstar is a he...
*back in the Dark Forest....*
Tigerstar: *pops back to life* UGH, I BET SHE PUT TEA IN MY LEMONADE, I'M ALLERGIC TO TEA!!!!!!!
Sky: shhhhh there he is *tries to restrain* *fails*
Effie: OMG YES I KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!
Tigerstar: *turns around* WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Effie: YOUR GREAT GRANDFATHER, NOW SHUT UP WHILE I MAKE YOU PRETTY *somehow chains Tigerstar to a tree*
Sky: MUAHAHAHAHAHHA YESSSSSSS I LOVE YOU EFFIE!!!!!!!!
Effie: Ew, get off! I'm taken!
Sky: Things got from 100 to 0 real quick....
Effie: Now, whatsit, go fetch me anything pink you got. Even pink lipstick!!!!!!
Sky: OK, THEY'RE BACK AGAIN! *grabs random pink clothing* I LOVE YOU LIKE A IDOL, EFFIE, AND MY NAME IS SKY
Effie: Wonderful. *somehow puts pink ruffly tutu on Tigerstar* Now, do you have any lace? Lace would be wonderful.
Tigerstar: NO, NOT THE LACE, ANYTHING BUT THE LACE!!!!!!!! *tries to wiggle out, but doesn't even more an inch*
Effie: On second thought, go get some duct tape, but make it PINK, whatsit.
Sky: MY NAME IS SKY. AND YES, TIGERSTAR WE SHALL KILL YOU MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Effie: Well, I didn't want to kill him, but that would be nice.
Tigerstar: WHAT- MMMMM! *is duct taped*
Effie: Ooh! And is sparkly! Its prefect, whatsit!
Sky: FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS SKY.
Effie: Uh huh. Cool. *is not paying any attention, is just putting on lace*
Tigerstar: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! *cries*
Sky: *is offended* *not anymore cause Tigerstar just CRIED* HAHAHAHAHA *cries*
Tigerstar: *is in lace* *very pink sparkly lace*
Effie: there! *unchains him from tree* *inducttapes him* *puts pretty pink lipstick on him* He's gorgeous!
Tigerstar: *dies*
Effie: Oh, dear. Did I don't something wrong?
Sky: Nope! You're perfectly fine! *evil laugh*
