Dubble Wabble Wybble Twabble Twubble

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Dubble Wabble Wybble Twabble Twubble

If you double a drabble

you'll cause twice the trubble

though try not to mix up your styles

'Cos there's some trubble with twabbles

and even with tribbles

so keep things in separate piles

If you're beginning to wobble

mixing drabbles and twabbles

and tribbles are eating your files

we'll get through the curfuddle

we'll invent a new “wabble”

and then, well, we'll all be all smiles

~

based on a conversation with the estimable Jing Jing at HQ in trying to invent a new style pertinent only to wattpad. With the premise that a drabble is a 100 words, a twabble is 100 characters and we need a Wattpad thingy. Wabble came up for some reason.

Perhaps it could be 100 syllables? In which case maybe we should call it a wybble (not to be confused with ‘wubble’ or possibly ‘wibble’ that Blackadder uses in Series 4 to try and dodge going ‘over the top’ in the trenches.

If you don’t know what I’m on about, Google it. One of the best British Comedies ever made and with a beautifully crafted ending in the last episode.

Wybble on...

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