Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Daddy: Ashton's being a dickhead. I'm going to fucking kill him, literally, baby no pressure but if you don't calm me down I'll break his fucking fingers.

Luke: what's he doing babe?

Daddy: "mate you don't want to talk to Hood while you're changing, you never know what he's going to look at."

Daddy: I'm going to find him, I'm literally going to find him now and I'll make him bleed within an inch of his life.

Luke: babe please don't get violent... I don't know, part of me wants you to beat him up too but you can't because it's not right. We'll get him back together if you don't do this, I promise you.

Daddy: you promise me we'll both get him back?

Luke: I promise you.

Luke: who did he say that to? Have you sorted it out?

Daddy: someone who's a big fan of my dad, I told him Ashton was fucking around and he seemed to believe me. That's not the point though, the point is Ashton tried to fucking out me.

Daddy: how fucking dare he! Who does that to someone who is obviously not okay with people knowing something like that?? He also knows my dad, what if he would've heard!

Luke: babe please calm down.

Daddy: I'm going to kill him.

Luke: no you aren't because we're getting revenge together. I'm mad too calum, but I'm being smart about this. You beat up Ashton and it'll be obvious that you don't like each other. We have to be smart.

Luke: we're in this together remember, if he outs you, he outs me.

Daddy: okay, together, as long as we get him really good. I'm not talking spit in his food, I'm thinking ruin his reputation or higher.

Luke: agreed, we'll plan it more later though. Other than that, how was practise?

Daddy: it was how it usually is baby; a chore. I'm happy to be able to go home.

Daddy: let's talk revenge on Ashton. I'm still really mad, and he's currently in my line of sight.

Luke: what's he doing?

Daddy: flirting with a cheerleader, leaning against her car.

Luke: does he not have his own car?

Daddy: yeah but it's pretty shitty. 05 plate, small. Treats it like shit but says it's "all he's got".

Luke: he wants to fuck up your relationship with your dad, let's fuck up "all he's got".

Daddy: you used to be so against revenge. I know you're doing this for me baby and I'm very grateful xx

Luke: I'm doing this for both of us. He wants to mess with you he should've thought about the consequences.

Daddy: lead the ideas baby. What're we doing to his car?

Luke: crow bar, get inside. Spray paint, hammer- that's all we should need, right?

Luke: we're a little messed up aren't we?

Daddy: better to be messed up together than to be a psychopath alone. I'll buy supplies on the way to school tomorrow and we'll do it at halftime in practice?

Luke: ooh our first vandalism together, how exciting :")

Daddy: let's make out in his car.

Luke: Jesus Calum.

Luke: okay I'm mad enough, let's do it.

Daddy: we'll have 15 minutes to do the whole thing, it should be dark hopefully too.

Luke: I'm having an early night tonight, still really tired. Phone me?xx

Daddy: okay baby xx