Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Fuckboy Calum: hello jellybean (:

Fuckboy Calum: I have football practise again soon and I guess I'm procrastinating

Fuckboy Calum: I should really get ready.

Fuckboy Calum: are you there?

Fuckboy Calum: I guess I'll text you after practise.

3 hours later

Fuckboy Calum: hey, are you there?

Luke: yeah, sorry I didn't reply earlier, I was having dinner with my best friend and his family

Fuckboy Calum: that's alright, you're here now

Fuckboy Calum: so best friend, huh? What's he like?

Luke: my only friend and the best friend anyone could possibly ask for.

Fuckboy Calum: am I not your friend

Fuckboy Calum: rude. I'll have you know that I vandalised my own school for you

Luke: :")

Fuckboy Calum: glad my illegal actions make you smile

Luke: my friends don't usually call me jellybean

Fuckboy Calum: what do they call you then jellybean?

Luke: my name.

Fuckboy Calum: of course they do -.-

Fuckboy Calum: I'll take what I can get anyway ;)

Luke: can I ask you something?

Fuckboy Calum: ofc

Luke: are you an actual fuckboy because you keep sending me those winks and that's flirting right?

Fuckboy Calum: I'm not a fuckboy. Fuckboys want to fuck, I cannot fuck you because I don't know you in real life.

Fuckboy Calum: and I'm aloud to flirt ok there is no law against it

Luke: what's the point if we just talk over text. I don't understand it??

Fuckboy Calum: idk really, I only do it with you, just can't help myself really

Luke: I'm flattered -.-

Fuckboy Calum: idk why that was sarcastic but you actually should be because I'm being serious

Luke: so are you gay?

Fuckboy Calum: are you?

Luke: I like boys, no matter what gender I am.

Fuckboy Calum: I'm gay.

Fuckboy Calum: and that is the first time that has ever come out of my head.