Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Fuckboy Calum: I hate Mondays

Luke: same

Fuckboy Calum: what's your favourite day of the week?

Luke: are you running out of things to talk about with me already? *sigh*

Fuckboy Calum: no I actually want to know. God babe stop doubting me.

Luke: I guess it's Saturday. I just stay in bed all day, dress my own way, do my own thing. My day.

Fuckboy Calum: I think mine is Sunday because no practise.

Fuckboy Calum: I love football but the guys on my team are assholes

Luke: tell me about them? Rant like you have an hour to live. Go go go

Fuckboy Calum: an hour to live and I'm ranting about those assholes? Wow I have a sad life :P

Luke: you know what I mean. Go ahead...

Fuckboy Calum: first of all, I just hate them all. Every single one of them. They're worse than girls, bitching about each other and trying to steal each other's girlfriends

Fuckboy Calum: and they call each other bro, like wtf, I'm gay but not even I'm that gay

Fuckboy Calum: and I didn't even want to join the team in the first fucking place

Luke: so why are you on it?

Fuckboy Calum: I liked football as a kid and my dad got really excited because he's the coach and now I'm stuck here

Fuckboy Calum: and I've done some fucked up thing in my life but the things I've done whenever I'm with them are just

Fuckboy Calum: they bring out the worst possible version of me

Fuckboy Calum: fuck I'm mad

Luke: calm down. I'm glad you told me all of this.

Fuckboy Calum: why?

Luke: makes me feel like I know you better.

Luke: reassures me that you aren't just a typical jock.

Calum: does this mean I'm upgraded as your friend?

Luke: you're so desperate.

Calum: yes/no?

Luke: nope. You're just that guy I talk to occasionally

Calum: we talk everyday

Luke: everyday is an occasion Calum. Celebrate your life

Calum: you're such a dork (R)