Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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Calum: So I saw a shirt with a bunny on it today and I wanted to buy it for you but then I remembered we don't know each other irl.

Luke: I probably wouldn't wear it anyway.

Calum: shirts aren't good enough but socks are?

Luke: Socks are always good enough

Luke: I love socks

Calum: ...right

Calum: so I'm texting this weirdo lately and he has this weird obsession with socks.

Luke: you should hook me up with him. Ironically I'm a girl who adores socks. This guy and I sound like a perfect match.

Calum: that's not fair. How am I supposed to know when to use female pronouns?

Luke: I don't mind male pronouns unless you use them to make fun or me or you're taking the piss of me being genderfluid.

Calum: So you can be a girl but you don't mind being called him

Luke: exactly. As long as you do it innocently. Pronouns mean nothing to me, really. If we ever met in real life you'd be able to tell when I'm a girl though because I have my fringe down whereas when I'm a boy my hair is styled into a quiff.

Calum: that'd make things easier.

Calum: so what're you doing today?

Luke: ew small talk.

Calum: just tell me, idiot.