Wrong Number (Cake Hoodings)

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{ s i x t y o n e }

Luke: I'm nervous about tomorrow oh god

Daddy: what's tomorrow?

Luke: ...are you joking?

Luke: I really hope you're joking.

Luke: caLUm

Daddy: ...of course I know what tomorrow is.

Daddy: seriously, how could I have forgotten 

Daddy: hap-merr-y anni-birth-mitz-mas.

Luke: you're an idiot and all of those things are wrong.

Luke: we perform Rejects in front of everyone in music tomorrow.

Daddy: no we don't. We perform it on Monday.

Daddy: OH FUCK TOMORROW IS MONDAY

Luke: ...sigh.

Luke: I love you but sometimes...

Daddy: u luv me 24/7 u nugget stfu

Luke: yes but honestly it's something I resent in myself. I can't believe you forgot that we're performing tomorrow.

Daddy: I'm sorry, you distract me with your beauty. I forget everything when I'm with you.

Luke: shut up you ball of cheese. Are you nervous?

Luke: I'm nervous.

Daddy: we've played the song thousands of times before and we all know it off by heart. Everything will be fine.

Luke: yes but I'm singing. People are going to hear my voice.

Daddy: then what a privilege for them

Daddy: why don't you practice if you're nervous.

Luke: that's all I've been doing since you left yesterday night.

Daddy: ok stop practicing then or you'll lose your voice.

Daddy: your going to be fine baby, trust me.

Daddy: you are perfect and so is your voice. You're amazing at guitar and people don't even deserve to get to hear your talent but they will and they'll be in awe.

Luke: I can't go one day without blushing because of you. It's very frustrating.

Daddy: the day I don't make my baby blush is the day I'll have to sit down and reassess my morals.

Daddy: I also like frustrating you.

Luke: gee, thanks love.

Daddy: wow ok that is a very british thing you just said.

Luke: England is cool, shh.

Daddy: it wouldn't be if you were in it. You're too uncool for England.

Luke: hey! England would be lucky to have someone like me. I'm fab.

Daddy: if you say so ;)

Daddy: anyway, I'll phone you soon and we'll go to sleep because I miss that tradition.

Luke: I miss it too. No talking xx

Daddy: alright, brushing my teeth and I'll phone xx