Jolting awake, you look around frantically. No blood, no death, just a gray and black room. It was just a dream. Another shit dream that is sure to make you far more mentally fucked up than you already were. You yawn as you look at the clock, red digital numbers indicate it's 4:28 in the afternoon. You woke up early today actually. You actually slept for once, which was stupid. You never sleep, you always stay up with Karkat. You stay up together to keep one another safe, and because hell both of you have sick dreams so if you can both survive together, that's awesome. Unfortunately, Karkat obviously didn't save you this time. He is supposed to wake you up if you ever fall asleep no matter what. Attempting to shrug it off, and trying to keep yourself from flipping your shit, you walk to the bathroom to start to freshen up. Looking into the mirror, you see the bags under your eyes are a lot darker, and not only are they under your eyes, but they are now make full dark circles around your eyes, almost like a panda. You like your dark circles for some reason, now you think they are kind of cute, even on you. Letting yourself smirk a bit at this thought, you open the medicine cabinet and reach for the tooth paste but strangely you grab nothing. You look at the empty space, and start searching every where in the bathroom for your tooth paste. While doing so, you find your mouth wash is missing as well. You slam the medicine cabinet shut, causing the mirror to begin to crack at the bottom right corner. Sighing, clenching your eyes closed, and balling up your fists at your sides, you whisper repeatedly to yourself, "my shit remains unflipped, my shit remains unflipped, my shit remains unflipped." After you seem to calm down enough, still a little pissed, you shout for your matesprit.
"KARKAT! Where in the bloody hell is my tooth paste and mouth was-" You stop mid sentence, when you see Karkat sitting on your couch, blue-white paste all over his face, and a bottle of blue liquid in his hand. Bingo.
"What? What the fuck are you staring at? and 'bloody hell', you've been talking to The Jake Human too much."
"Karkat," you mutter out, trying to hold back immense laughter."Whatcha got there?" You tried holding it back, you couldn't. You erupt with laughter, your eyes tear up, and your sides hurt from the pure hilarity of a clueless Karkat.
"What the fuck are you laughing at, human?"
"Why- are- you- eat- ing- th- at?!" You can barely breathe let alone speak at this point. He glances down at the tube and bottle in his hand, and glares back at you.
"Eating this?"
You nod, as you fall onto the couch, still dying of laughter.
"Am I not supposed to?"
"No, not at all. Those are for - cleaning your teeth Karkat, not to ea-" You don't finish your sentence, because just as quickly as you gained enough composure to speak, you lost it again. Karkat huffs at you, and quickly closes the toothpaste, and puts the cap on the mouth wash. He pushes you off of him, and strides angrily to the bathroom. He stops in the middle of the hall way, and turns around to scowl at you, still giggling on the couch looking at him. He frowns with toothpaste all around his mouth, and on his cheeks.
"Well, if they aren't for eating they shouldn't taste so fucking amazingly delicious."
With that, he slams the bathroom door shut, and you hear him cursing as he puts the stuff away. You, on the other hand, have died on the couch from how cute, oblivious, and new to human habits he is.
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yes, nothing sad or sexual today! Just some Homefluf! Karkat x Reader, where Karkat eats stuff
I made myself giggle and feel the cute feels with this, so I hope you all like this! I am also really sorry for neglecting ALL of my stories, I've been dealing with personal problems and I know that is cliche and everyone says that, but honestly, I have. I hope to be more active now though. I also didn't edit this so sorry for any mistakes, yo.
Stay stellar, and don't eat the toothpaste, you goofballs.~ ;3
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