Catfish: Featuring Craig [Episode One]

TWO

‘RealNiggasAllowed’ wants to chat you!

Accept or decline?

My heart jumped and it felt like my stomach did three back flips. Craig was online? I was waiting for him all day. . .

RealNiggasAllowed: hey babe

TrinitiLovesYa101: Heyyy Craig ;*

RealNiggasAllowed: i was thinkin bout u all night ;)

TrinitiLovesYa101: Really ? What Were You Thinking About?

RealNiggasAllowed: stuff

TrinitiLovesYa101: Like ? .-.

RealNiggasAllowed: im not telling u should already kno

TrinitiLovesYa101: Nasty Nigga >_>

RealNiggasAllowed: i cant help it im a guy u know how we do

TrinitiLovesYa101: Right , Lmfao .

“Triniti, can you please let me on,” My little sister Serenity begged, interrupting me again. “Leave me alone! I’m talking to somebody. I just got on.” I attempted to push Serenity away, but she kept hovering over me, looking at my screen. I wanted to slap her dead in the face, but there was no use of getting in more trouble than I was about go get in. 

“Craig? Who’s Craig? That’s one ugly name,” Serenity scrunched her face up and commented like a little sister did. Even though she was fifteen, she acted like she was five when it came to snitching on people. “Girl, don’t worry about it! The quicker you get out of here, the quicker I’ll let you on.”

“Ok, whatever. But whoever this Craig guy is, it seems like you need to put him on Catfish or something. He sounds weird. For all you know, you could be talking to a pedophile,” Serenity said harshly. I know she was just trying to look out for me, but the way she did it annoyed me.

“Fuck you, Serenity!” I retorted.

“I’m telling mom on yo’ nasty self.” Serenity slammed the door behind her, leaving me in peace again. When I logged back on the chat, Craig was still on—which didn’t surprise me at all. Hopefully he wouldn’t be as hostile as he was yesterday, because I didn’t feel like arguing with him, or trying to reason with him.

RealNiggasAllowed: finally u came back

TrinitiLovesYa101: I’m Sorry , My Sister Was Hovering My Shoulder .

RealNiggasAllowed: its always yo sister huh

TrinitiLovesYa101: Yeah , She’s Annoying .

RealNigggasAllowed: i c

TrinitiLovesYa101: Hey , Do You Want To Skype ?

RealNiggasAllowed: no

TrinitiLovesYa101: Why Not ?

RealNiggasAllowed: dont worry abt it

TrinitiLovesYa101: I Really Want To See Your Face , And Hear Your Voice .

RealNiggasAllowed: hm

RealNiggasAllowed: brb

TrinitiLovesYa101: k .

Until Craig decided to come back, I went to his profile. His profile picture was the real Craig Crippen, but it wasn’t a picture he posted on Instagram or Twitter. His 'about me' gave me the chills, it also made me laugh a little bit.

RealNiggasAllowed’s Profile:

Name:  Captain Get Yo’ Girl Pregnant

Age: 16

Location: Yo Girl’s Jeans

About Me: player type. nasty nigga. mr. steal yo girl. ain’t afraid to bust a cap in a nigga.

Relationship Status: players never date

Players never date? Craig asked me out yesterday!

RealNiggasAllowed: back

TrinitiLovesYa101: Hey , Can I Ask You A Quick Question ?

RealNiggasAllowed: sure?

TrinitiLovesYa101: Are We Still Going Out ?

RealNiggasAllowed: ya duh nigga

I didn’t know how to reply to Craig. Should I mention that I saw his relationship status, or just let it go? I knew Craig wasn’t the type to lie to me or cheat, so it shouldn’t have been such a big deal. . .

TrinitiLovesYa101: That’s Great . . .

RealNiggasAllowed: lol ig

TrintiLovesYa101: Yo’ Babe , I Have To Get Offline . I’ll Be Back Tho .

RealNiggasAllowed: u better

TrinitiLovesYa101: OK , Lol , Bye .

TrinitiLovesYa101 has went offline

I shut my laptop, and went downstairs to my family. The whole house was turned up, even my youngest sister, Serene, was. She was playing with her toys, screaming her head off. My dad was yelling at my mom—nothing new—and Serenity was playing on her iPhone. She looked up at me. “Finally you get off. I’ve been wanting to check my Wattpad all day.” Serenity ran upstairs to log on my computer, which I was happy for, so she could finally shut up.

“Oh, so now you decide to come downstairs and interact? You might as well just go upstairs,” My mom said jokingly. I just smiled at her, and went to refrigerator. Just then, I heard my phone vibrate in my back pocket.

'RealNiggasAllowed' wants to add you as his: W I F E. Accept or decline?