Pandemonium

Fighting For Chumps

* Laxus POV *

I'm watching Gray and Gajeel fighting for the idiot, geez sometimes I can't believe that those two are actually strong. But I'm still stronger than those brats. I turn to notice that the guild is grumbling that someone that's adding to the trouble will be arriving (someone with blonde hair). I heard Mira say that the man will be staying at Natsu's place. That man is going to taste my wrath when he gets here... I have to think of where to hide the body.

Nobody gonna lay a hand on my Natsu. I started to think about; How to torture the poor lad while watching Gray and Gajeel think together of how to get rid of him. That bastard Stings better have one hell of a week for trying to steal my Natsu. Everybody sighed thinking about the hellish week to come. One of Lucy's celestial spirits came out of their key. As we all can guess it was the one and only flirtatious Leo the lion. Everybody collapsed onto the ground, it's starting today, the love pandemonium.

* Laxus POV END *

* Loke's POV *

I pop out of my key's and I see Laxus preparing for murder and the guild all freakish. Gray and Gajeel working together on a plan, which scares me a bit, it has to be serious for those two to be working together. Then I turn around to see my big boobed princess yelling at me. I love Natsu in my heart, but I always love to add confusion so I say I love Lucy, yes I do care for her, she is the one who saved me from my own death, but Natsu made me regret that decision of mine. I wasn't paying attention to her because 5 seconds of her yelling could give you a headache that could last for hours. So I just shake my head yes as if I confined to her rules, she shook her head no and sighed, that's the sign of her giving up on the argument. So I walk over to Natsu who's stuffing his face.

"Lucy my beautiful princess," I called out.

"W-What," She said blushing.

"I'm gonna go on a vacation with Natsu this week," I called back.

"Why... wait I don't want to know, but is it alright with Natsu," She asked shaking her head and sighing knowing of the lions only love.

"Yes it is, isn't that right Natsu," Loke said to Natsu and Lucy. Loke patted Natsu's back and Natsu just shook his head, yes not knowing what he was getting himself into.

* Loke's POV END *

* Normal POV *

"Natsu," Gramps said shaking his head at all the trouble this boy causes even without his magic and doing anything. Jellal opened the door and walked in with a blonde who ran to Natsu like a puppy dog ready to play. The blonde linked arms with Natsu and ran out of the guild.

"MY FWOOD," Natsu shouted with a mouth full extending his hand to grab the already far away food. As Gray, Laxus, Gajeel, Loke, and Jellal ran after him in a scurry. The guild became silent all they could here was Master crying at the amount of paperwork and bills.

Just 5 minutes after Nab came shouting at the silent guild, "GUILDARTS IS BACK,"it caused the whole guild to cheer and Gramps to collapse at the amount of paperwork and bills.

'My heart can't handle any more of this,' he thought to himself.

"Where's Natsu," he said as he walked in noticing that 5 boys were missing.

"Oh... hehe, Natsu was kidnapped by 6 men," Mira said trying to hold back her laughter at Guildarts aura.

"No, Natsu's marrying my woman daughter," Guildarts shouted hoping that Natsu would love his daughter and become his son in law so the whole world would know by paper; That the rambunctious boy is his son. As well he wanted grandchildren. Guildarts dark aura surrounds him as he walks to the wall which implodes itself with Guildarts magic making a whole in the wall big enough for Guildarts to walk out of.

"USE THE DOOR," The guild shouted eyes as wide as saucers.

* Natsu's POV *

I was just trying to enjoy my meal as Sting grabs me by my arm and drags me out of the guild with me shouting about my food, trying to get him to stop and take me back to my precious food. Then Sting stops as I wished and I stood trying to walk away, but he grabs me again and puts me in a bridal carry as he ran away from something. I was completely embarrassed by this action as we ran through town getting odd stares from people. Then I notice all my rivals and friends are running after me which if they saw me in this position I would die from embarrassment.

"Sting put me down, or I will burn your ass off before we get to where ever we are going," I said. Sting heard me and stopped as my rivals caught up to us.

"Why did you take me away from the guild and why did you guys chase me," I asked with a tone I don't ever use on my friends, but Sting took me from my precious food which is probably cold right now.

"I wanted a rematch," Sting said blushing.

"Like hell you wanted a rematch, you wanted my rival," Gray shouted back.

"No he's my rival," Gajeel shouted preparing his magic which caused others to prepare their magic.

"Natsu's my friend," Jellal said as sparks flew.

"He's mine," Laxus said joining in.

"He'll be mine; Body and soul," Loke said glaring.

I didn't know that so many people wanted me as a rival. I should choose one for my rival. But this is hard. Gray's always been my rival, Jellal's never really here, but he's a good guy, Laxus is strong so I can get stronger fighting him, Gajeel has been there for when Gray can't fight me, Loke's always skirt chasing whatever that means I just heard Lucy say that but he's a great fighter, and Sting is a good guy and a great fighter but still.

Natsu didn't notice that Guildarts was here, so he was startled when he heard his voice and felt his angered aura. "Natsu is my son," Guildarts said which caused everybody to turn their attention to him backing away.

* Natsu's POV END *

Thanks for reading my fanfic. I will write an ending for all of them but I will write your favorite for the first one then go in order.

+Me: Hahaha I got some followers from this story hahaha.

+ Gray: Why would I want that flame brain.

+ Me: Because he is cute

+Natsu: I am not cute, that's not a compliment for a man

+ Gray: He is not cute.

+ Me: Think about it, if natsu had cat ears.

+ Gray: *drools*

+ Natsu: Stop thinking of me like that.

+ Me: Well that's the next chapter.