So, this is my first smut go easy on me.
*Natsu's POV*
I scrunch my eyes in an attempt to see better, the smell of booze is increasing. Everything in my head is fuzzy, what the hell is going on? It feels as if I have control of my body, but at the same time I feel that if I'm floating on air, it feels as if a rock in front of me would trip me... I look around, it was as if I was out of my body and I couldn't control it but my actions that I hidden is showing.
"Cana~," my voice slurred as I looked in front of me. The brown haired and big brown eyed woman was smirking at me, smelling the alcohol I wanted more. I reached for the bottle as she shoved it in the air higher. Damn her height, maybe if I kiss her I can distract her enough to get the bottle.
*TPP*
"Chu, chu, chu," Natsu said as he kissed the grunting, sleeping Laxus, the singing Gajeel who punched the pinkette away, and the blushing Levy as again he was punched by Gajeel.
He grunted as he landed on the floor, glaring at Gajeel. "Chu," he repeated.
"N-Natsu, are you alright," he flipped his head towards the worried but blushing Gray.
"G~r~a~y~," Natsu's voice sung the name of his rival who fainted on the spot.
"Chu," the women in the guild blushed as their eyes sparkled, even Juvia gasped repeating the words, 'boys love.'
Natsu bended over on all fours, his butt stuck high up in the air as he got onto Gray's passed out body. "Chu," his lips touched Grays as the princess woke up headbutting the pinkette from the soft lips he felt upon his.
"No, No, No," Gray ran around the guild trying to wipe the kiss off like a child, and Natsu passed out on the floor softly snoring.
*Time Skip~*
"Somebody needs to take Natsu home," Makarov sighed at the sight and smell of the now smelly busted up guild. The only one's that were awake was Gray, Erza, Lucy, Mira, and the now locked up Cana. Everybody else was gone to the world of the drunk and useless.
"I'll take him *hic*," Lucy blushed at the boy passed out on the ground.
Makarov sat in thought, she blushed at the boy, Lucy seemed to turn into the honest slut type of drunk and the master didn't want the boy raped, so he sighed after about ten minutes of thought, "Rejected, I know I will regret this but Gray, you will take him."
"W-What Master," Gray tried to complain.
"No complaints I don't want this either, but you're the only one not drunk," the master sighed, he already had a lot of paperwork to do and now he had to pay for some new appliances.
"Fine," Gray sighed as he realized the master's problems, deciding not to pry he picked up the boy and threw him over his shoulder, like a sack of potatoes.
"Let's go to my place," Gray sighed as he walked around town with a neko maid dressed man, people whispered as he walked around and he just ignored it.
Finally he arrived to his apartment, his neighbors were on vacation as he arrived he saw the place was a mess of clothes as usual. It was clean sometimes when Erza arrived and yelled at him to wash and fold his clothing items. Throwing the boy on the couch he took a glance at his lips.

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Pandemonium
RandomThis is a boys love pandemonium as Juvia would say. Natsu has 5 men after him, none of them are after revenge, but they are after his heart. That's right maybe Natsu will get a boyfriend before Lucy does. Maybe Natsu will steal the mighty Titania's...