Pandemonium

Butter Sticks

* Natsu's POV *

I'm rubbing the wall with my finger depressed that I'll never know how to get rid of these stupid ears and tail. I don't want to be happy, it's like that cat head that I managed to pull off. If I rub some butter on the ears and tail, then maybe they'll come off like the cat head at the tower of heaven. I run to the kitchen escaping all the fighting and mayhem trying to get rid of these ears. I have to sneak past Mira because she never lets people steal food or ingredients.

* Natsu's POV END *

* Normal POV *

Natsu was sneaking to the kitchen and nobody noticed because they were too focused on the pictures of Natsu or the fight for the pictures of Natsu. Then they all could hear a loud crashing noise and somebody falling. They noticed that Natsu was gone and they all ran to the source of the noise.

Master, Erza, and Natsu's fan club made it there first and they all passed out from the erotic sight of Natsu. Natsu was twitching cold and licking his lips with something all over him that look and smelled like milk, then what overdone it was that Natsu was rubbing his tail and ears with the stick of butter.

Everybody questioned and they went to look for them self at the horrifying thing that happened in the kitchen. Around the guild, a loud thump could be heard from inside. It was all because of Natsu, and everybody in fairy tail. Natsu then noticed it and turned around and started to poke Gray. Gray twitched and this made Natsu question. Then Natsu poked Gray's side trying to wake him up by tickling him.

* Normal POV END *

* Gray's POV *

I was having a nice dream with Natsu and me looking at the sunset. All of a sudden he pokes my face and then he pokes my side tickling me. Then I suddenly am in the guild kitchen with him poking me. I reach for his head and it felt real, and he looked like the real one in the guild right now.

'I'm going to take advantage of the realistic dream,' I thought to myself as I pulled his head closer to mine. He looked shocked but questioned what I was doing. "Gray what, mmph," he tried to finish, but I brought his lips onto mine. It was getting a bit tight down there in the nether regions and I pull away. He tries to run, but I grab his hand and pull him in a bridal carry.

He was blushing so much that it turned me on even more. "Put me down now Gray," he commanded his voice a bit shaky.

"Not a chance," I said smirking while watching his tongue dangle around his mouth as if it was waiting for mine. He got as red as Erza's hair and I watched it all. I couldn't hold on anymore. I ran as fast as I could with him in my arms and we got to a hotel as I rented one he questioned why we were here. As I ran up to the room ignoring the elevators and got to the room fast.

"Gray, why mmph," he tried to finish, but he couldn't, as I tried to take advantage of the opening and overlap our tongues he bit mine which made me pull my tongue out of his mouth. All this caused me to drop him and he was in the doggie position. I took advantage of this position on the floor and overlapped my body over his.

"Stop please," he begged as I held him down and I started to grind my lower regions against his butt.

"You need a punishment, my mouth is bleeding because of you, and if you wanted me to stop you would've already punched me," I added in while smirking. I then lay my head by his ears whispering dirty things he doesn't get. Then a bite his ears and I growl hungrily of lust. I could smell him, he smelled of butter and milk, but at the same time, he smelled of strawberry. So I get a strawberry milkshake.

"It's the pill, it took away my strength," he said while tears poured out of his eyes, 'I'm a sick bastard, I getting harder as he cries in my arms.' But I must stop now, he's hurt, even if this is a dream I can't get ahead of myself. I don't want to walk home with a hard on.

"It was a nice dream, by fake Natsu," I said closing my eyes trying to awaken. But when I open my eyes back up he's still under me, and I'm still hard. 'Oh... shit'

* Gray's POV END *

* Guild POV *

Everybody wakes up to notice that Natsu was gone. "Where's Natsu," Laxus was the first to question.

"Hell if I know," Loke said shrugging.

"Well he should be here," Mira said with a dark aura surrounding him as everybody backed up from the angered mage.

"I'm sensing trouble on his part," Jellal said with worry as Erza sighed.

All of a sudden Cana asks, "Where's Gray."

Which caused the guys to fume with anger, and some girls to squeal with delight, then there was the one planning murder with the fan club of Natsu. (We all can guess right) They all take off with Gajeel and Laxus running and following Natsu's scent. The rest of team Natsu follow as well.

Then they arrive at a love hotel, as the guys desire ran wild, but they had to snap out of it and save Natsu. As they ran upstairs following the scent the elevator dinged and 5 seconds later Natsu and Gray leave out of the elevator. Natsu still had the cat ears and Gray still was hard. But they both were blushing. Natsu wasn't angry, just a bit embarrassed that Gray was in heat. Gray had told Natsu that Gray has a special season where he attacks whoever near (obviously lying to protect his regions).

* Guild POV END *

Thanks for reading glad you enjoyed the story and I hope that you read another chapter. Please favorite, like or whatever, blah, blah, blah. I'll shut up about that and you do what you do.

+ Me: I've finished *stretches*

+ Natsu: What am I doing with the ice mage

+ Me: I already told you last chapter

+ Gray: I didn't stick it up his ass yet

+ Natsu: Stick what up who's ass

+ Me: To pure Natsu... To pure

+ Natsu: What?

+ Gray: *sighs and shakes head*