Pandemonium

Drunk Natsu

This is from my other story Mistletoe, it's almost over, and I'm writing another book to follow it up. Because my computer get's all laggy when I'm on it. UHH! Though this one works fine?

I have it in the real fairy tail world.

*Natsu's POV*

Everybody is a moron, Loke hangs off me his breath reeks so bad that even an actual person could smell it from a mile away. Lucy's glancing at Loke, and Lyon and Juvia are over there kissing, and where the hell is that damn stripper Gray? What the hell is going on?

I decided to investigate, taking a sniff of Loke's demon filled breath; I was about to pass out but I stance myself and walk around the guild sniffing around. Finally finding the liquid that made everybody like this.

"Loke, where did you get this," he laughed as he fell to the floor.

"Cana *hic* gave it to us *hic*," I walk over to Cana as she's laughing at a passed out Elfman, I think his eyes are spinning.

"Cana what did you give the guild," I asked but she ignored me and continued to laugh.

My nose scrunched up as I tried to hold my breath it stinks, is that why all the dragon slayer members aren't here. Wait no there here, I can pick up their scents so slightly in this stench. I look towards their scent and find that they are no better than everybody else.

Wendy's passed out on the floor hiccuping, who the hell gave her this? Gajeel's singing songs for Levy, trying to court her, and Laxus is just sitting and sleeping on the bar counter, how can they take this stench?

"CANA, WHAT IS THIS," the guild becomes silent as everybody snaps out of their rants of laughter, closing their freaking stinky mouths.

"It's my alcohol," she smiles lecherously.

"I've never seen you drunk before Natsu *hic*, I wonder what you act like," her smile grows as I gulp a breath of air in.

"Me neither," Lucy joins in smiling with Cana.

"NATSU GET DRUNK," Erza joins in with her drunken commands.

"I'm not old enough, I'll accept it any other time when I'm older but no thank you," I rejected, backing away as I feel a presence behind me. I try to take off but they grabbed me, holding my arms  in place, it was Mira. The whole guild became interested looking at the predicament as an entertainment. The girls eyes glint at the same time. 

"No, get away from me," I shouted towards them.

"Erza, Lucy, Wendy," Cana slurs as she calls attention to those girls.

"The stuff," Erza's sharp brown eyes glint.

"REVENGE," Lucy snickers.

"The world is spinning, but I'll try," Wendy wobbles up as she follows the girls into another room

"STOP," I shouted, but it was no use, I was in the demons hold, quite literally.

Kicking my legs to refuse, Cana brings the bottle of alcohol over and I close my mouth, as she pours it on my face, it's getting in my nose, it burns. I open my mouth to get rid of the pain in my nose as I feel it going down my throat. It was smooth and a bit hot, but it was sweet at the same time.

"It's actually not that bad," I feel a bit faint though as my cheeks heat up, though I'm not embarrassed.

(Remember kids, refuse alcohol at any cost, never get to pressured to the point you feel you must have it, wait till you become of age, this is only used for fun  this fanfic)

*Grays (Get Gay Ready and Yaoi) POV*

That stench, Cana gave everybody her alcohol again didn't she? Oh well, I guess a glass of whiskey couldn't hurt no one. I get to the doors, it was silent, there was some slight whispering and that was all. I push the door open to see everybody surrounding

"What's going on," I walk up to the group.

"Put this on him," Erza's voice sounds lecherous, hah flame brain deserves it.

"What about the high knee socks," Lucy in this as well!! Geez Erza who else have you corrupted.

"Don't forget the cat ears," Juvia laughed, welp she was already corrupted to begin with.

"He would make a cute uke, are the panties on him," the cute voice of Wendy echoed throughout my ears, why the young, why the innocent!!!???

"Did we give him panties," Cana's drunk voice was of the demons speaking.

But flame brain deserves it, "Shush he's waking up we get to see him drunk in this funny outfit," Cana laughed.

"Huh," I responded, finally seeing a spot where I could look through I walked there and saw him. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!?????

"Natsu say nyaa," Lucy smiled.

"Nyaa~," he yawned as everybody blushed, wait why am I blushing?

His outfit, I'm embarrassed for him, he's sitting in the W position. (wearing a puffy white and pink maid dress with high knee white socks that have a pink lace at the top that accommodate and grip his legs making them look sweaty creating some condensation around his crotch area, with his chest puffed out as he stretched one arm with the other rubbing his eyes. The cat ears moved according to how he rubbed his head as the cat tail followed. The dress was white and pink, it had some arm bands that covered his arm that was hiding his muscles.

"Nyaa~," he repeated as he smiled. My skipped a beat, why am I acting like a hormonal girl in love!!!! He then jumped up pumping his fist in the air as he grabbed the closest person in which had to be Wendy and kissed her on the forehead.

"This is just to good, Natsu's a kissing drunk," Cana laughed as he jumped on her next aiming for her lips as she turned her head fortunately and he kissed her cheek. That should be my cheek, WAIT WHAT!!!

"EHHH, RUN," the guild screamed as Natsu stared at a smirking Cana with an angry pout, the guild took off in a terrified rant but the doors were locked as thunder beat on the ground.

"Eh heehee, you *hic* escape," Natsu said in slurs before standing up and tumbling back over.

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