This is a boys love pandemonium as Juvia would say. Natsu has 5 men after him, none of them are after revenge, but they are after his heart. That's right maybe Natsu will get a boyfriend before Lucy does. Maybe Natsu will steal the mighty Titania's...
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Alright here's the next chapter. I hope nobody dies from choking AOT, try not to die!!! I love your work... I need it to go on living!!! As well I ship these two, they are so cute together, but still some are above it.
*Jellal's POV*
"Hopefully he says yes," I sighed as I sat at the bar. It's been about 2 hours since the past incident and now I'm scared for my life. Please god, how may I convince him to say yes? I glanced at Natsu who was shoving a rather large piece of meat in his mouth with it unhinging like a snake. I mean he's not even my type, well duh, I'm not gay but still even if I was I'd want someone cuter or at least sexier I have morals but... DAMMIT ALL!!! I still don't want to do this. Stop thinking to yourself!!!
But how would I even do this? Just then I glanced around for someone to help me with this seeing the barmaid. I waved my hand over she seemed as if she didn't see it. So I used my voice this time.
"Oh well... um... Mira can I talk to you," I called the white haired barmaid over for some advice.
"What is it Mystogan," she giggled as a fresh blush adorned her face.
"Can we talk in the back," I felt my face heating up, I needed a person who could keep a good secret and she seemed nice enough. (Big mistake Jellal, very big mistake)
*TIME SKIP*
"What you lied," she screamed with false shock, but kept it hidden.
"Shhhhh!!! Yeah I did, but Erza," she then placed her hand upon my lips silencing me.
"I understand, I may be able to match with her, but when she's truly angry I try to avoid such matters, but with this juicy situation I accept!!!" her grin turned sinister for a moment before switching back to her innocent self.
"So do you think you can help me," he whispered in a silent plea.
"Deal, but this is going to be hard, I mean the Natsu part is easy, but your outfit, geez!!" she sighed as her finger tapped her chin in thought.
"What's wrong with it," I asked, but no answer was heard. I stood there in silence wondering how much I would regret asking for help.
"Hmmm.... AHA," she screamed as her big blue eyes widened sparkling with an idea.
"What is it," my voice was full of hope, was I truly that desperate? Just then the thought of Erza flew through my head as I shivered from that glare she held. Yes, yes I truly am...
"You'll put makeup over your tattoo and dye your hair!!" she said a bit too enthusiastically, jumping real quick.
"No," I slapped my head.
"What is it," she turned her head scrunching her eyebrows in confusion.
"I want to know how to ask him out to the festival," I sighed, giving up my pride, ha what pride, I was void of pride...
"That's easy, just trick him, he's extremely oblivious and careless, just tell him that you're taking him to the festival to hang out since you would like to become friends," she raised her index finger keeping her eyes closed saying these things way to simply.
"And the kiss," I asked.
"Just do it, and tell he held some food on his mouth and you were hungry," she giggled. It could work, I mean I may be broke from this for awhile, but at least I'll be alive...
"Hmmm..." I let those syllables escape in a hum in thought as I finally shook my head yes.
"Alright, so what do you want for all this," I finally agreed, but then remembered there's always a price for help with this girl.
"W-What do you mean," she acted shocked with false innocence, placing both hands on her cheeks. I raised an eyebrow at her under my mask, she sensed it but never saw it.
"I want a picture, in sorcerer weekly, Natsu... well he's been having problems, guys randomly come to the guild to try to be with him thinking that he's cute, and recently they started not caring that he's a man and stalked him home more than Juvia with Gray," she sighed.
"So you thought if he already had a boyfriend, then they would leave him alone," I included.
"Yeah, so please... it's been quite bothersome, he's so oblivious that they just keep trying," she looked at the laughing boy, who seemed to be next to some stranger of a man who's quietly inching his way over to the boy's body.
"Alright, deal I'll make sure to keep note of that," I nodded, we're now in business, I extended one arm as she took my hand and we shook. Then we both left the guild closet as I walked up to Natsu, and Mira walked up to the man scaring him away.
"What'cha want Mystogan," he glanced at me, his big onyx eyes were on me as was the rest of the guild, remembering frequent events... Erza.
"I was wondering if you would want to go to the festival with me, so we can get to know each other more," my heart raced faster than mach 8 speed, what the hell is wrong with me? I swear I see flowers around him, stop it stupid brain, he's not cute one bit, the flowers slowly faded away as he sat in thought.
I was startled as he quickly jumped up, patting my back quite hard, "Why didn't you say so, I would love to, but wait is there food there," he asked a foolish question that made me give a small chuckle. All my nervousness flew out of the window, Natsu Dragneel, you are truly impressive.
"Yes Natsu, there will be food there," I chuckled, as the guild followed my suit of laughter, forgetting about the earlier events.
"Mooo~ what's so funny, did Lucy fart again," Natsu looked around, sniffing the air for the pungent stench of Lucy.
"NATSU FOR THE LAST TIME, THAT WAS HAPPY," Lucy shouted across the guild.
"Yeah keep telling yourself that," Natsu was then kicked across the guild from a Lucy kick.
"It's an llllllove~ triangle," Happy on the side placed his blue paw upon his snout giggling.
"CAT," Lucy shouted, I swear I saw her hair flinging about as if she was Medusa, her eyes glowed.
"WAHHH NATSU, LUCY'S SCARY," the cat then flew to the passed out dragon slayer. As I said before amazing.
Alright I'm done with this chapter, I'll part 3 on a later date, don't worry I've never forgotten about you Adamarishoran, and will continue this. If you want me to do dares, just put it in below as well type the ship you would like!!!
