Pandemonium

Angels Who Clean Souls

* Guildarts POV *

I come back from a 100-year quest in a hurry because I hear the master wanted me to go there. I found it suspicious that it's so far away, but I brushed it off for some odd reason. But when I finally got there, I heard some interesting news about fairy tail, were doing a photo shoot, which really doesn't matter to me until I see the provocative photos of Mirajane or that shot of Jenny in her birthday suit was the best one for me.

But the funny thing was that there was no quest when I got to the village. Then I found out by asking (threatening) a villager nicely (beating the sh*t out of whoever didn't give me the answer). I learned that Natsu was doing a photo and it was a punishment photo. My son is never going to be embarrassed with something that the master has in mind.

* Guildart's POV END *

* Natsu's POV *

I finally finished destroying the camera to find out that my best friend is a traitor. Then when I back away from the master's revenge, I feel a massive surge of magical energy behind me and I smell Guildart's who grabs me. Then he holds me in the embarrassing is just not my day. I walk in the bathroom and I finally get out of the stupid outfit. I never wanted to be in that stupid outfit, but stupid bossy scary Erza was going to kill me otherwise. I then look into the mirror and see the cat ears and tail hasn't disappeared yet.

"WHAT THE HECK... ERZA," I shouted while running out in a scurry, which brought attention to me.

"Why do I have ears and a tail," I wanted to shout at her but she glared at me saying shut up with her eyes.

"Those should've disappeared a long time ago," Erza, stated quite surprised at my current appearance.

"Ah those are Ecchi Ears," Jason said nonchalantly.

"Ecchi..." I asked only to see everybody blushing at the word I just said.

"Just masturbate and they'll go away," Jason said.

"Masturbate," I asked as everybody slammed their heads on the table, nose running with blood.

"Jack off," Jason said again

"Jack off... who's that," I asked again.

"Never mind," Jason said to embarrass to come up with different or other phrases.

* Natsu's POV END *

*Loke's POV *

I heard something about jack off and Natsu so I immediately woke up. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night because of Natsu's provocative grunts and sounds during his sleep. As well Sting and I were being drawn to Natsu so we stopped each other thirty times heading to his rooms. I figured out that he sleeps in a yearning position in his sleep while his belly is out.

I wanted to jump him a couple times, so I am kind of glad that Sting was there to stop me from ruining any chances I have with him. I think he feels the same way about that part. Sting and I were almost about to compromise to rape him. But the sun came up and he woke up to find us there. "What are you doing in here," he asked as innocently as possible while rubbing the tears away in his eyes and the sun shining on him made him seem like an angel from heaven. I then started to look into my past and scolding my self for every sin that I've done in this world. Like lying to many women, cheating on many women, and sleeping with many women. Heck I almost slept with Lucy until I found out that I'm gay.

"I'll teach you Natsu," I say with a proud tone while pushing up my glasses.

"Thanks a lot, but what are you teaching me what," he asked me with an innocent smile from the heavens which makes me repent like this morning.

"Nevermind," I respond back crying from the angels smile, 'my sins have been burned away.'

* Loke's POV END *

* Grays POV *

I wake up to hear Natsu and the word ecchi, masturbate, and then the sentence jack off then natsu all in the same sentence, which this caused me to pass out agian. Seriously who talks about this out loud. I pass out from the images inside my head and all the erotic poses coming back into my visions. Jeez well atleast I have new material for tonight, because I took some on a lacrima camera. As well if he ever finds out he would ask me and I could just say it's blackmail. Then when I really need to blackmail him I can. "huhuhuhu," I accidently laugh out loud.

* Gray's POV END *

* Normal POV *

Everybody who passed out just woke up to cause more chaos that's happening in the guild looks like right now is Natsu's moping in a corner about not knowing or never gonna learn how to get rid of the cursed pill. Gramps was actually starting to feel bad, he didn't know about the pill's effects and knowing Natsu he's never gonna figure out, while Jason taking pictures of everybody, Lucy in cleaning her p.j's which cause Erza to ask her why she wears that, happy's laughing evilly while Gray joins, then there's Loke crying, Laxus, Jellal, Gajeel, and Sting are now chasing Gray for the pics he got while Grays laughing.

Not my last one but I'm gonna separate the chapters more, I need more material. Give me some Ideas and I'll put your names in my story. So thanks if you do for future reference. I'm kinda running low. Tell me if you want lemons or any fluff with the characters. Also going to add dates so say specific spots that you want for the characters

+ Natsu: Why do I still have this damn tail

+ Me: Cause you look cute with it.

+ Natsu: I thought you were blind and stupid, but now I'm sure of it.

+ Me: Why you, hu hu hu (grinning evilly)

+ Natsu: Why are you grinning like that? (sweating)

+ Me: I'll make you sleep with your favorite ice mage first.

+ Natsu: NOOOOOOOOO!

+ Gray: SCORE!

+ Natsu's Fanclub in Fairy tail: GET HER AND KILL GRAY!

+ Me: Crap... (runs)

+ Everbody: SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER!