Christmas pick up line

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~If I ever get a boyfriend~
BF: Hey I totally forgot to get a present, but I can be one. *Wink Wink*

Me: Oh that's fine I didn't get you one either and your wrapping paper is getting wrinkling.

Lol if you don't get the wrinkling it's the skin getting wrinkled.

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