Conversations with Aqua and the other signs (Based on experience... these conversations actually happened between me and other signs)
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Aries male
Aries: *driving and runs over frog* Did you see that?
Aquarius: Yes... That was mean though.
Aries: It's the frog's fault for jumping in front of my car.
Aquarius: But still!
'Thump'
Aries: Oh look at that.... I ran over another one..
Aquarius: WHY?
- My dad
Female Capricorn
Capricorn: I'm so tired! I don't want to go back to school!!
Aquarius: Me neither...
Capricorn: Aqua..?
Aquarius: What?
Capricorn: ... I love you.
Aquarius: Yeah,Yeah, me too.
Capricorn: OMG, REALLY?!
- My niece
Male Scorpio
Scorpio: Is their any pregnant girls at your school?
Aquarius: A lot.
Scorpio: Ah...... Do you have a boyfriend?
Aquarius: No..
Scorpio: You should get one. And later on, get married and make babies.
Aquarius: What? Hell no. I'm a virgin, and I will stay like that till the day I die.
Scorpio: Ha, you say that but later in the future, you're going to be that lady with six kids. And I'll be there... telling them, "Did you know your mom said she was going to be a virgin forever? Well, she lied to herself."
Aquarius: Fudge you.
Scorpio: I love you too.
- My cousin
Female Gemini
Gemini: Quick! Give this person water!
Aquarius: *Takes her bottle and gives it to person*
Gemini: Wha- That's my water! What are you? The water giver?!
Aquarius: YES.
Gemini: Good, I love that.
- My niece
Male Leo
Aquarius: Wow! I'm up to 50 followers!
Leo: Really?! Good job, son!
Aquarius: Thanks!
Leo: let's celebrate it!
Aquarius: No. We don't need to celebrate.
Leo: okay... oh, and Aqua?
Aquarius: Yeah?
Leo: Just so you know, if you become more fabulous than your mother (him) I'm gonna run you over with your father's (Cancer) car... Love you, son~ <3
Aquarius: . _ . ..... Love you too dad.....
- My cousin
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What the they had said to me/ What I heard them say
Cancer: Okay, I said he looks good but that doesn't mean I'm gay!
- My brother to who knows?
Gemini: It turns me on to see you squirm in pain~ <3
- DayDreamInJune to me
Virgo: If you're a Virgo but a cusp, does that mean you have the possibility of getting layed?
- Classmate
Cancer: Is that why you don't love me! You prefer your mom over me?! *fake cries* I hate you too! Screw you! *storms away but comes back* Okay, I still love you.
- My firend
Scorpio: *gives me flowers* Smell it. It's good. *leaves then comes back with more flowers* You can have them.
- classmate
Leo: OMG, SAVE ME FROM YOUR PSYCHOPATHIC FATHER!
Cancer: BUT HONEY, I LOVE YOU! SO GET YOUR @$$ OVER HERE AND LOVE ME BACK!
Leo: *manly screams and runs for his life*
- My cousin and friend
Cancer: Stop touching meeeeee
Libra: *slaps person touching cancer* Hey, no one can touch him!.... Only I can. *hugs Cancer*
Cancer: Uuuuuuuuhhh
Gemini: Did I hear them correctly?
Aquarius: I ship it.....
-Me and my friends
And my favorite....
Leo: Oh hell no B**ch! *slaps Cancer with beef jerky* Get your own jerky!
Cancer: *Hisses and attacks*
Leo: HOLLY SHI- OKAY, HAVE IT! *throws jerky*
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Just did this for fun....
~Sagishii-Kun
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