(The signs aren't in their original genders here. They're back to the same gender in this book.)
Me: Finally! I'm finished with the prologue... Now maybe I have some time to sketch out Sal.
Sagittarius: *comes from no where* Who's Sal?
Me: Huh? Oh... He's... *looks down at paper* He's just the main character of my new story called The Zodiac Mission: Ophiuchus
Sagittarius: Ooooh..... What's his Zodiac?
Me: A Scorpittarius.
Sagittarius: A Scorpi- *pauses* A Scorpi what now??
Me: A Scorpittarius.
Sagittarius: ... A... Are you making up zodiac signs now or something?
Me: No, I'm dead serious. He's a Scorpittarius (It's fun to say xD)
Sagittarius: .... You know, that sounds like some kind of whacked up ship name for Scorpio and I - _ -
Me: Oh... Well, you want to know a secret?
Sagittarius: What?
Me: Since Sal is a Scorpittarius...... Did you know that he's your love child you made with Scorpio... :3
Sagittarius: *Backs up* WHAT?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? We're both guys!
Me: Nothing is impossible when it comes to strong love, baby.
Sagittarius: Scorpio and I barely talk!
Me: Then there must be a time where you two got drunk off your butts or something...
Sagittarius: *starts freaking out*
Scorpio: *comes from the shadows* I heard my name... *sees Sag* ... What's up with him?
Me: Oh, you know... He's freaking out after I broke the news to him about your love child..
Scorpio: love child?.... Ah, you mean the cusps?
Sagittarius: *stops and looks at us* What cusps??
Me: Haha, you know.... Love children! EVERY sign has one!
Sagittarius: Seriously?!
Me: Yeah! Sal isn't the only Scorpittarius out there!
Scorpio: Sagishii also wanted to a Capriquarius....
Sagittarius: Capriquarius?... You want to be a child of Cap and Aqua?!
Me: Yes, buy sadly, I'm not.
Sagittarius: Huh...
Aquarius: *Comes in* Alright, who's talking about me?!
Capricorn: *following* I heard my name too..
Scorpio: Sagishii wants to be your child.
Aqua/Cap: *stares at me*.................
Me: What?
*After many minutes, everyone is now getting mad at each other cause I keep saying love child*
Me: Hmm.... *Thinks of a name for Leo/Virgo cusp* Lirgo? ....... oh! HOW ABOUT LEGO?! *jazz hands*
Leo: Don't even think about it, Bruh!
~ Omake ~
Me: *hits publish*
Aquarius: It's out?
Me: Yes, The Zodiac Mission:Ophiuchus is finally out....
Aquarius: Oooh... I heard I was a guy in the story.
Me: Most of you are guys.
Aquarius: Oh... That's nice.
Me: Yeah, and you need to hurry and get changed!
Aquarius: What, why?
Me: You need to get ready for the Grand Opening of the Zodiac Cafe!
Aquarius: I almost forgot about that! ........ *Looks at Leo* Hey, wanna switch roles?
Leo: What do you mean?
Aquarius: I don't want to be a maid, so you be the maid, and I'll be the Butler.
Leo: ............. Let me think about it.
Me: *Imagines Leo on a dress* OML, PLEASE DON'T YOU TWO.
Leo: Okay, let's switch!
Aquarius: Sweet! *runs off with Leo*
Me: NO! DON'T DO IT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO TO THE UNIVERSE! ESPECIALLY YOU LEO!
Scorpio: .......... *sighs and shakes head* Oh boy....
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Book
RandomZodiac short stories, drawings, scenarios, and other random zodiac stuff! Characters are not 100% accurate. One of my characters from my TZM series is also involved in this. REQUESTS ARE CLOSED. Zodiac Book 2 is now available.
