Signs

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Signs as what I said/did.

What I said

Aries: "I have a fist, and I'm not afraid to use it"

-To a guy who pissed me off

Taurus: "What would it taste like... If I eat a scented marker?"

-To my brother

Gemini: "AFTER EVERYTHING I GAVE YOU, YOU GIVE ME NOTHING IN RETURN!?"

-To a vending machine....

Cancer: "Is it wrong to cry over a fictional character!?"

-To my brother

Leo: "Ha! I'm more fabulous than you!"

-To my Leo cousin xD

Virgo: "Look at me... Talking like a smart @$$.."

-To myself

Libra: "Every guy I find cute is gay! Now I want to be a guy so I could be gay!"

-To my classmate

Scorpio: "I'm not a pervert!.... I just have really graphic imagination..."

-To my cousin

Sagittarius: "Who wants to jump off a cliff? I wanna push one of you off... "

-To my relatives

Capricorn: "[Enter something really smart]"

-To anyone

Aquarius: "[Enter any non human noises]"

-To myself

Pisces: "Look at this.. Look at this..!..... ALL THE FISHIES LOVE MEH!"

-To... Myself..

What I did

Aries: knee a guy in the stomach for trying to beat me up

Taurus: Ate expired chocolate

Gemini: Acts nice then suddenly slaps the person

Cancer: Cry over why the animal died and not the human

Leo: Taking a jacket and slapping my cousin with it

Virgo: Read a book in one day

Libra: Screaming after reading my friends Yaoi book for the first time. (It was a scream of fear at first)

Scorpio: Hiding in the closet for no reason and scaring the shiz out of my mom because of it

Capricorn: Hissing at my mom or the sunlight

Aquarius: Saying 'Ancient Aliens' out loud randomly in world geography (This happened today)

Pisces: Swimming underwater, pretending to be a mermaid.... But to other people, I actually looked like a dead person floating in the water....

Now you all know how weird I am

~Sagishii-Kun

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